Cheeky yet correct answers to questions
First World Christian Problems
H from steps is 40 . What
— caroline flack (@carolineflack1) May 8, 2016
Well, that’s one way to deal with a tattoo you regret https://t.co/bMZUapvqdN
— Metro (@MetroUK) May 8, 2016
This teacher has given the best advice to her students https://t.co/tEwbIvi74E
— Metro (@MetroUK) May 8, 2016
People judging @Sheridansmith1 highlight how far we still have to go for mental and physical health to warrant equal understanding.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 12, 2016
Australian entry on stage at #Eurovision. Just in case you were wondering, this is how the world map looks now pic.twitter.com/OvUsghvggT
— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 12, 2016
Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.
— James VHS Gent ⚡ (@jamesgent76) May 12, 2016
When I feel sad about politics I just imagine being American.
— jc (@jjjjoooonnnn) May 12, 2016
Limericks in 140 characters
Tricky with such short parameters
We wanted to say
On #NationalLimerickDay
Rhyme better than us, we're amateurs— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 12, 2016
You are hearing this sentence with your eyes. https://t.co/7AQBL1KaZw
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) May 12, 2016
Exclusive photo of the salesman who pitched the #JesusFreakCruise pic.twitter.com/EpI6qahVeI
— Emily Armstrong (@StrongarmEmily) May 11, 2016
9pm: "I'm so tired"
10pm: "Might go to bed in a bit"
11pm: "Right, I'm off, night night"
11.05pm-3am: Twitter— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 11, 2016
Google is adding payday loan ads to its ban list (alongside guns and drugs) https://t.co/O4irkwsxW7 pic.twitter.com/RLXaZDxVO7
— i newspaper (@theipaper) May 11, 2016
One side of argument: posting photos of animals is very lazy and doesn't sell any smoothies
Other side of argument: pic.twitter.com/oHmUUApHr2— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 11, 2016
The Armenian contestant has just danced with herself in hologram form. Armenia have just cranked this competition up a notch #Eurovision
— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 10, 2016
Teacher graffitis desks to inspire children https://t.co/lIcd31COMN
— Metro (@MetroUK) May 10, 2016
Nigeria and Afghanistan. Don’t be offended. Remember that, for David Cameron, “fantastically corrupt” is a compliment.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 10, 2016
Taking these children is not the best we can do for these children, it is the least we can do.@timfarron #refugeechildren
— krish kandiah (@krishk) May 9, 2016
Maths professor removed from plane after his equations caused terrorism fears https://t.co/m50cYyOpMy
— Metro (@MetroUK) May 9, 2016
For a fee, Finland's postal workers will mow people's lawns, shovel snow or provide day care for the elderly when they deliver their mail
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 9, 2016
The Queen won a Tesco voucher at the horses and looked thrilled https://t.co/1XCwd37dvE
— The Independent (@Independent) May 13, 2016
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