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Word of the day: CLINOMANIA – the overwhelming desire to stay in bed.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 18, 2016

"Southern Trains on a reduced service" – surely that's just their usual service?

— jc (@jjjjoooonnnn) May 17, 2016

I was trying to enjoy a nice bath but… pic.twitter.com/hzjaBNLzvL

— Hailey Barinsky (@HBarinsky) May 17, 2016

Rush hour Tube delays blamed on 'wrong kind of sunlight' https://t.co/C1Sh2UtWCY pic.twitter.com/lAjJ1FclqH

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) May 16, 2016

SAVE money on expensive foreign holidays by driving on the wrong side of the road whenever it's hot and sunny. (via @jandctradewell)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) May 16, 2016

It's Mental Health Awareness Week! Good relationships are fundamental to our mental health and wellbeing #MHAW16 https://t.co/jW9DoLexFk

— Time to Change (@TimetoChange) May 16, 2016

Southampton are red, Portsmouth are blue, Were going to Europe, have fun in league 2

— Jamie (@_JHinz) May 15, 2016

Is #Eurovision genuinely good now? Are we allowed to like it without irony?

— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 14, 2016

#recap How the new #Instagram icon was createdhttps://t.co/Pnq1IWvpfM pic.twitter.com/LBPUjy0pIA

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 15, 2016

*Attenborough voice* and here, we see a baby #Porsche, drinking water while the rest of herd keep watch. pic.twitter.com/olHcWUjLSJ

— Dr. Spits (@CallMeSpits) March 30, 2016

10 things that would totally happen if #Pentecost took place today https://t.co/lTjKSBFV1Y pic.twitter.com/UHSEPKTpah

— Premier Christianity (@Christianitymag) May 15, 2016

"Why do we only start to think about our mental health when it begins to fail?" https://t.co/z9bAnujSYm #MHAW16 pic.twitter.com/ViZo9hgX8a

— Christian Today (@ChristianToday) May 16, 2016

If we could love people when we are with them the way we miss them when they are gone the world would be a better place.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 21, 2016

Grand Designs starts at 7pm, if you fancy watching some actual paint dry. #FACupFinal

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) May 21, 2016

"Oh I don't know! Come to me last!"

(3 minutes later)

"I'll have the same thing I've had the last 15 times I've been here, please, sorry"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 21, 2016

The Force is with Boris or the cameraman should look where he's going? pic.twitter.com/ELy375t6h1

— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) May 21, 2016

We all take too much for granted. Have a look around. This world is amazing! Trees and flowers and clouds! It’s all amazing!

— John Archer (@TheArchini) May 21, 2016

I'd love to know how they arrived at these prices… pic.twitter.com/yQTWzGKIcC

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 19, 2016

“We are all receiving Charity. There is something in each of us that cannot be naturally loved.” #CSLewis | #TheFourLoves

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) May 19, 2016

We nominate our Gaffer! #NextBond pic.twitter.com/Gb1MxTnzsn

— Tetley Tea Folk (@tetley_teafolk) May 19, 2016

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.”
― Jonathan Safran Foer

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 18, 2016