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This, from Douglas Adams, should legally be inserted into every Twitter argument ever. pic.twitter.com/ZYoUmwgLp3

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Things to look forward to in the future… lightsabers small enough to toast bread as you cut. #TowelDay pic.twitter.com/krQb3Hyklu

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Poll showing Christians now a minority in the UK means that soon there'll be so few that the BBC will feel obliged to represent them.

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Society is totally fine with mental health problems right up until anyone shows some symptoms of mental health problems.

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A pair of glasses were left on the floor at a museum and everyone mistook it for art https://t.co/V3dGxlTw4d

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