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Supermarket price wars have slashed the avg. price of bananas (almost in half) while costs for farmers have doubled. pic.twitter.com/fgJMBSZTwt
— Fairtrade Foundation (@FairtradeUK) June 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/740130509850705920
https://twitter.com/watsoncomedian/status/739856862800191488
GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: Norway becomes first country in the world to commit to zero deforestation https://t.co/0E2JMyQDl2
— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 6, 2016
I've got the 'that's my goal' tweet all lined up ready for when Shayne Ward scores. I really don't want it to be wasted… #SoccerAid2016
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) June 5, 2016
Perfect Sunday evening checklist:
Still 20°C outside ✅
Sunny until 9pm ✅
Waft of barbecues in the air ✅Britain at its very finest.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 5, 2016
Let's just not mention that result… Bring on @Wimbledon 🍓 🌞 🎾 #newnormal #RolandGarros pic.twitter.com/I85p431KQs
— O2 (@O2) June 5, 2016
Last night: "We could get up early, have a bike ride, bake a cake, go to the cinema, have people round for lunch…"
This morning: "Telly?"— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 5, 2016
This is why #saintsfc fans are upset a tad about this… #EFC welcome to him now! We'll find someone worthy https://t.co/hKtrUP6fNp
— TractorSaint 🌐 (@TractorSaint) June 7, 2016
Diners spend an average of £2 a head more if classical rather than pop music is playing in a restaurant.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 7, 2016
Microsoft is really getting aggressive with their Windows 10 upgradeshttps://t.co/VX2TEZHRAg pic.twitter.com/PUXkcTgsb5
— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 7, 2016
Someone invented a giant silicone tongue so you can lick your cat https://t.co/QoSd2nHNwW pic.twitter.com/4sNDNBF0Ox
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) June 4, 2016
I enjoyed his wit even more than his boxing. #MuhammadAli pic.twitter.com/aaHuqyhPzK
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) June 4, 2016
Naming a cow increases the milk yield by 500 pints a year.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 10, 2016
As Matt Cardle sues Ed Sheeran for copyright infringement, there are concerns that he might write a tedious ballad about it.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 10, 2016
Criminals flood in from across the Channel. "They have no respect for our laws," said a Marseille policeman ahead of England's first game.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 10, 2016
Celebrate Her Majesty's 90th birthday weekend with our @TwitterUK #emoji – use#Queenat90 #HappyBirthdayYourMajesty pic.twitter.com/08DA97lr8p
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) June 10, 2016
"He has, quite simply, been my strength & stay all these years"
A photo for #Queenat90 & The Duke's 95th birthday pic.twitter.com/7nO4Q98bhH
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) June 9, 2016
This is definitely going to deadlock. I just hope Louis Walsh doesn’t bottle it. #ITVEURef
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 9, 2016
"Yes but apart from workers' rights and maternity leave and air quality and cheap phone calls and peace, what's the EU ever done for us?"
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/Brilliant_Ads/status/740651442483138560
https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/740649488914604033
The most spectacular flash flood fail you will ever see #Wallington https://t.co/ph5WOPfQFI pic.twitter.com/SEV40f0KUX
— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) June 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/calgarydreamer/status/740585630715940865
My neighbour's car just slept through its alarm, but luckily two guys shook it awake and took it wherever it needed to go.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 8, 2016
The hour the housemates have spent in the Big Brother house already qualifies them for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother.
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) June 7, 2016
The Bible… translated w/ Emojis! pic.twitter.com/PJLzotms1h
— BibleEmoji 🙏 (@BibleEmoji) June 6, 2016
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