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WORDS I'D LIKE TO NEVER HEAR AGAIN
Brexit
Control of our borders
Breaking point
Take back control of our country
Nigel Farage

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 20, 2016

Everybody likes a compliment. Choose and send one to a friend here https://t.co/fjIq5YkqL2

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 20, 2016

They get ALL their equipment from Primark??????? #SWIFRA

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) June 19, 2016

Durex: pic.twitter.com/mi44MaoBRN

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) June 19, 2016

Have decided to scrap the #EUref and decide our future in Europe by putting Cameron and Johnson into the Hunger Games instead. #bbcqt

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 19, 2016

Brilliant episode of Jeremy Kyle. Can't wait for the DNA test results. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/rJjm9rfNES

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 19, 2016

Brilliant advertising from Prescott Cables. pic.twitter.com/P42YBe8nyF

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) June 19, 2016

Among the Father's Day cards I am hoping not to receive. pic.twitter.com/3L6VdxOMFs

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 19, 2016

PEOPLE PRO-BREXIT:

Nigel Farage
Marine Le Pen
Trump
Putin
Michael Gove
Lex Luthor
Voldemort
The Wicked Witch of the West
Zombie Hitler

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 22, 2016

Things more fun than Twitter will be today:

– IKEA on a Saturday morning
– DIY Open heart surgery
– The Austro-Prussian War of 1866

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 22, 2016

Great audience at the #BBCDebate tonight, on all sides. As a Rovers fan, I don't get to Wembley much, but feels like our team won tonight!

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 21, 2016

Show your support for Remain with this sexy Margaret Thatcher jumper https://t.co/ZbBW5QSdTc

— Metro (@MetroUK) June 21, 2016

How you know when you're flying over Africa…#WorldGiraffeDay pic.twitter.com/QFQ9qlO5wo

— MAF UK (@flying4life) June 21, 2016

The fun part of being eaten by a giraffe is abseiling down to its stomach.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 21, 2016

Count your blessings. Some people have paid to fly out and watch this game! By choice! #ENGSLO

— Craigo (@craig_worsley) June 20, 2016

Jo Cox: how Parliament paid tribute to the Labour MP https://t.co/XDm4MutdeA pic.twitter.com/dpdZPWsgar

— i newspaper (@theipaper) June 20, 2016

#CatsAgainstBrexit Trubl doesn't want to come out – she feels safer 'in'. pic.twitter.com/UvOvcKGWhK

— #StayWaking (@wildwalkerwoman) June 20, 2016

Someone has added a ‘mute symbol’ over Donald Trump’s Hollywood starhttps://t.co/dUE5nkK9fT pic.twitter.com/K98yzkg5Wh

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 22, 2016

"We're gonna build a wall. And do you know the best bit? Scotland's gonna pay for the wall."

Boris Johnson, 2019

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) June 24, 2016

Twitter is broken like Facebook, where have all the food pics and cat videos gone? Waking up at 4am isn’t fun anymore!

— John Archer (@TheArchini) June 24, 2016

Boris Johnson calls result "a great day for Britain", showing he is able to keep lying after the campaign is over as well.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) June 24, 2016

Regions with the biggest votes for Leave are also the most economically dependent on the EU https://t.co/j5LS9paSOV pic.twitter.com/Kj7n06eO8z

— Financial Times (@FT) June 24, 2016

Hard not to admire the “nine thousand people who voted for both leave AND remain” pic.twitter.com/4BslBkxtJW

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 24, 2016

Man says he didn't think his vote for #Brexit would count (via @VictoriaLIVE and @BBC) #EURefResultshttps://t.co/8DVcEwtfpI

— Metro (@MetroUK) June 24, 2016

The most articulate take on #Brexit is actually this FT reader comment today. pic.twitter.com/98b4DwsrTV

— Nicole Perlroth (@nicoleperlroth) June 24, 2016

From now on, our vowel box will only contain A I and O, after the decision was taken to abandon the E U.

— Countdown (@C4Countdown) June 24, 2016

Democracy by age. pic.twitter.com/4yIm00H2Wn

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 24, 2016

Live scenes from the Channel tunnel. pic.twitter.com/l04wXKpjaq

— John Myers (@johnmyersteam) June 24, 2016

The Financial Times have just given up#EURefResults pic.twitter.com/wMnwnTcPFz

— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) June 24, 2016

Best of three?

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) June 24, 2016

The joke's on UKIP. Soon there isn't going to be a UK and their name will look silly.

— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) June 24, 2016

This is utterly fascinating. https://t.co/ZJtKlxgdAg

— Wendy Beech-Ward (@wendybeechward) June 23, 2016

There’s confused, very confused and UKIP-supporter-who-voted-Remain confused.https://t.co/zdIuXRDC1Y

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 23, 2016

All those applications to move to Canada right about now. pic.twitter.com/kLXg5plm8q

— Andrien Gbinigie (@EscoBlades) June 24, 2016

I don't think I've ever wanted magic more. https://t.co/gVNQ0PYIMT

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016

I am patenting this:Why didn't BBC think to do the #EUref results as an adult colouring-in book? Give @theJeremyVine a set of colour pencils

— Samira Ahmed (@SamiraAhmedUK) June 23, 2016

I don't know why they haven't put some of the votes up yet. We know it's at least 2 all because the camerons said yes and boris and partner…

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) June 23, 2016

Today's voting options:
– In
– Out
– Shake it all about
– Do the Hokey Cokey
– Turn Around
– Bright Eyes
– Sorry, wrong song

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 23, 2016

"Cheers then, see you later, take care, have a good night, speak soon, all the best, cheerio…" – Translation: Bye

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 22, 2016

Don't call us bad losers. pic.twitter.com/f7bTXW81nd

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 24, 2016

The 1891 patent finally settles the debate about which way to hang toilet paperhttps://t.co/kuENYuagLP pic.twitter.com/wvXrydDIKO

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 24, 2016

Just a couple of girls talking about books… (👻: michelleobama)https://t.co/CS48LB9fk7

— Gilmore Girls (@GilmoreGirls) June 25, 2016

EU law allows customers to withdraw from contract if contract based on lies. LEAVE agenda riddled with them. Lawyers on the case

— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 25, 2016

Well, the BBC planned ahead for today's lineup. pic.twitter.com/mTLkShiQFU

— Scott Smith (@changeist) June 24, 2016

Well that's the second time Wales have taken Northern Ireland out of Europe in the last 48 hours. #WALNIR

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 25, 2016

Off to Spain this week so pleased to see this. pic.twitter.com/kF80PYuHvf

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 25, 2016