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GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: US, Canada and Mexico pledge 50% of power from clean energy by 2025 https://t.co/uTUfbjfgBN

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 5, 2016

NEW BALLS PLEASE! Though at £42.91, maybe not. We need more affordable homes: https://t.co/GbGxNojQit #Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/HFGSXqbIaG

— Shelter (@Shelter) July 5, 2016

Today's predictions:
1. It will be a Tuesday
2. The sun will come out for 18 seconds
3. Tennis will be played
4. Everyone will resign

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 5, 2016

Nigel Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP, mainly to spend time with his German wife before she's deported.

— King Charles III (parody) (@Charles_HRH) July 4, 2016

Hmmm. Not seeing anything in Farage's "resignation" about him giving up the 80k-plus-a-year we pay him to work in Brussels.

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) July 4, 2016

Handy responses to "can you believe it's July already?"
1. No I cannot believe it
2. Yes I can believe it because that's how time works

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 1, 2016

The absurdity of politics, as beautifully captured by an FT Brexit comment. pic.twitter.com/1MEOm0SYoZ

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) June 30, 2016

Today was crazy hair day at my lil cousins school and this is what her mom did to her she's so extra I love it pic.twitter.com/hckbw3Zuk0

— PISSY ELLIOT (@lilfugly) April 25, 2016

Happy #CowAppreciationDay… pic.twitter.com/LiRmSi0jzg

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) July 8, 2016

"The way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have another guy with a gun who can be shot by another guy with a gun who can be etc.." #America

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 8, 2016

Here's what people in the UK are buying, reading, listening to and watching pic.twitter.com/xq8Maoe7LR

— i newspaper (@theipaper) July 7, 2016

It took Chilcot seven years to tell us the Iraq War was rushed https://t.co/cWkGeOZyfv pic.twitter.com/EsSUU1TUgj

— indy100 (@indy100) July 6, 2016

Wales Kit Man: So, we both normally wear red
Portugal Kit Man: Yes
WKM: So we could…
PKM:…both wear green?
Both: Great plan#WALPOR

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016

If only we could build a wall around our Mentions tab. (Original tweet: @DaveGorman) pic.twitter.com/ITWkNe6F0W

— Yes, That's The Joke (@YesThatsTheJoke) July 6, 2016

I only did maths to A-level so struggling to understand how Pistorius gets 6 yrs (out in 2) when the minimum for murder is 15.

— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) July 6, 2016

A foldable potato masher. Game changer https://t.co/GFCP691Y9Q pic.twitter.com/9dVtgkzHuj

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016

A foldable potato masher. Game changer https://t.co/GFCP691Y9Q pic.twitter.com/9dVtgkzHuj

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016

Letter in today’s @TheTimes signed by me, @ChiefRabbi, @CardinalNichols and @Rizvi114 pic.twitter.com/xPnzP8dNS7

— Archbishop of Canterbury (@JustinWelby) July 1, 2016

We deal with some pretty strange things but the coach is definitely stuck #parkingissue pic.twitter.com/lDkzuiC5ai

— Roads Policing – Surrey Police – UK (@SurreyRoadCops) July 7, 2016

Disappointed that the Chilcot Report isn't called "The Blair Watch Project".

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) July 6, 2016

I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work. pic.twitter.com/TFAogiJVOB

— Philip Townley (@empressburger) August 23, 2015

I love April 1st. One morning a year, all of Britain comes together in critically evaluating news articles before accepting them as true.

— Tim Clare (@TimClarePoet) April 1, 2015

"Not every place you fit is where you belong"

Word. pic.twitter.com/0CJy1QatoE

— Helen (@HMullisKunda) July 9, 2016