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When you become the first Brits to win the Gentlemen's Wheelchair doubles…

👏 Gordon Reid and Alfie Hewetthttps://t.co/XaW2JPawGY

— Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 9, 2016

Whatever happens the commonwealth is the winner. #wimbledonfinal

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) July 10, 2016

David Cameron: "Thank you very much……………………doo, doo, doo, doo. Right…Good." (The End) pic.twitter.com/Z1zHgSlkLf

— Daniel Sandford (@BBCDanielS) July 11, 2016

Pokémon Go started life as a Google Maps April Fools joke https://t.co/V9X2xaiEFs

— The Independent (@Independent) July 12, 2016

New Prime Minister Theresa May has been snapped at Downing Street… Going the wrong way. pic.twitter.com/2rmHcv75yD

— Metro (@MetroUK) July 12, 2016

POLITICS QUESTION: If David Cameron moves out of No. 10 tonight, and Theresa moves in tomorrow, is Larry the cat in charge overnight?

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 12, 2016

Larry the cat watches Sam and David run around No. 10, frantically packing boxes. "Soon," Larry thinks. "Soon power will be mine. All mine."

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 12, 2016

I'm so happy I found this vine https://t.co/PxLc6HZYdN

— The World Of Funny (@TheWorldOfFunny) July 11, 2016

Amidst the convulsions of current affairs it gave me silly pleasure today to discover that the Victorians called a hankie a snottinger.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 11, 2016

"Honoured" and "humbled" have precisely opposite and mutually contradictory meanings. https://t.co/BZSgiL6RE6

— David Mitchell (@RealDMitchell) July 11, 2016

The real winners are the moths tonight #R1commentary #Euro2016Final #Euro2016

— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) July 10, 2016

How France can win #Euro2016Final:
1. Talk to the moths
2. Earn their trust
3. Ask them to cover eyes of Portuguese players
4. Score goals

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 10, 2016

#Euro2016Final pic.twitter.com/vZzSBAx1ZA

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 10, 2016

Benedict Cumberbatch looks like Andy Murray's long lost well-to-do brother #Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/8oiZm6pW4Q

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 10, 2016

The Greatest Show on Earth, Rio 2016 coming to the BBC on 5th August. #bbcolympics https://t.co/Oqxo5blHw4

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 10, 2016

As Andy accepts his Wimbledon trophy, Lendl struggles to hold back his emotions pic.twitter.com/7zVnVnFBKQ

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 10, 2016

Whatever happens the commonwealth is the winner. #wimbledonfinal

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) July 10, 2016

Adulthood is when you stop trying to find your car's max speed and start trying to find its max fuel efficiency. https://t.co/mVANHAYWzc

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) July 9, 2016

Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary. Never let it be said Theresa May doesn't have a sense of humour. #Cabinet

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 13, 2016

Say what you like about May, she's got incredible core strength. I couldn't muster a demi-lunge in a kitten heel.. pic.twitter.com/GrlQYFW2TG

— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) July 13, 2016

Currently debating whether I'm going to pretend I understand/care about Pokemon Go or just accept that I'm old now.

— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) July 13, 2016

I love you Len Goodman. You are Strictly and you're actually not allowed to leave. End of discussion.

— Claudia Winkleman (@ClaudiaWinkle) July 13, 2016

The scriptwriter for Britain knows we are on series eleven and so is just going for it now.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 13, 2016

Tell us what you want, what you really really want… #TheLastLeg tribute band? Coming right up…https://t.co/FJyvp88tRK

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) July 13, 2016

We did a detailed musical analysis of the tune David Cameron hummed outside Downing Street https://t.co/BH3rw7Kg4g pic.twitter.com/DuPX9yEmPP

— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) July 12, 2016

"IKEA instructions are confusing, but it shouldn't take 27 hours to build a new cabinet". https://t.co/4bL0Er4KXo pic.twitter.com/TDu7zCBfww

— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) July 15, 2016

How anyone can use attacks by ISIS as an argument against refugees is beyond me. Syrian refugees are fleeing ISIS. Their enemy is our enemy.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 15, 2016

At the risk of sounding 107 it seems a bit sad that you need a Pokemon game to get teenagers outside. In my day we had cigarettes for that.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 14, 2016

I bought a cabinet a few days ago and nobody cared. Teresa May gets one and that's all we can talk about #everydaysexism #CabinetReshuffle

— Alex Sergeant (@freudisfunny) July 14, 2016

Theresa May's hubby steals show in a sexy navy suit https://t.co/WqT5YjkI3M

— Metro (@MetroUK) July 14, 2016

Bookies reckon that Larry the Downing St cat will outlast Theresa May https://t.co/K9zO8bFERQ

— Metro (@MetroUK) July 14, 2016

Theresa May's leadership campaign so far pic.twitter.com/tZaHvdXxZd

— Alex Calvin (@_AlexCalvin) July 9, 2016

My cartoon Friday @TheTimes on #Gove. Live by the sword….#ToryLeadership pic.twitter.com/yNiWsbiBo8

— Peter Brookes (@BrookesTimes) July 8, 2016

A taste of #summer to come early next week with temperatures across most of the UK well above average. 32C likely! pic.twitter.com/lLMB9j7t76

— Met Office (@metoffice) July 16, 2016