GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: US, Canada and Mexico pledge 50% of power from clean energy by 2025 https://t.co/uTUfbjfgBN
— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 5, 2016
NEW BALLS PLEASE! Though at £42.91, maybe not. We need more affordable homes: https://t.co/GbGxNojQit #Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/HFGSXqbIaG
— Shelter (@Shelter) July 5, 2016
Today's predictions:
1. It will be a Tuesday
2. The sun will come out for 18 seconds
3. Tennis will be played
4. Everyone will resign— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 5, 2016
Know it's utopian, but wouldn't it be lovely if humans could go where the hell they wanted on this earth without having to ask politicians?
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 4, 2016
When Farage, Johnson and Cameron are announced as the new Top Gear presenters I'm definitely leaving the country.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 4, 2016
Nigel Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP, mainly to spend time with his German wife before she's deported.
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) July 4, 2016
Hmmm. Not seeing anything in Farage's "resignation" about him giving up the 80k-plus-a-year we pay him to work in Brussels.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) July 4, 2016
Handy responses to "can you believe it's July already?"
1. No I cannot believe it
2. Yes I can believe it because that's how time works— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 1, 2016
The absurdity of politics, as beautifully captured by an FT Brexit comment. pic.twitter.com/1MEOm0SYoZ
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) June 30, 2016
Today was crazy hair day at my lil cousins school and this is what her mom did to her she's so extra I love it pic.twitter.com/hckbw3Zuk0
— Lil Ugly (@_0k4y) April 25, 2016
Happy #CowAppreciationDay… pic.twitter.com/LiRmSi0jzg
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) July 8, 2016
"The way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have another guy with a gun who can be shot by another guy with a gun who can be etc.." #America
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 8, 2016
Here's what people in the UK are buying, reading, listening to and watching pic.twitter.com/xq8Maoe7LR
— i newspaper (@theipaper) July 7, 2016
It took Chilcot seven years to tell us the Iraq War was rushed https://t.co/cWkGeOZyfv pic.twitter.com/EsSUU1TUgj
— indy100 (@indy100) July 6, 2016
This. This is unhelpful. This is why people stigmatise mental illnesses. This kind of trivialising nonsense. pic.twitter.com/P9crj7LA3T
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 6, 2016
Too many people trivialise mental illness as a luxurious first world problem, which is a) statistically untrue and b) mega-insulting.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 6, 2016
Wales Kit Man: So, we both normally wear red
Portugal Kit Man: Yes
WKM: So we could…
PKM:…both wear green?
Both: Great plan#WALPOR— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016
If only we could build a wall around our Mentions tab. (Original tweet: @DaveGorman) pic.twitter.com/ITWkNe6F0W
— Yes, That's The Joke (@YesThatsTheJoke) July 6, 2016
I only did maths to A-level so struggling to understand how Pistorius gets 6 yrs (out in 2) when the minimum for murder is 15.
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) July 6, 2016
A foldable potato masher. Game changer https://t.co/GFCP691Y9Q pic.twitter.com/9dVtgkzHuj
— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016
Going to get #Chilcot to negotiate with the EU. That should delay #Brexit by about twenty years.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 6, 2016
A foldable potato masher. Game changer https://t.co/GFCP691Y9Q pic.twitter.com/9dVtgkzHuj
— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 6, 2016
Letter in today’s @TheTimes signed by me, @ChiefRabbi, @CardinalNichols and @Rizvi114 pic.twitter.com/xPnzP8dNS7
— Justin Welby ن (@JustinWelby) July 1, 2016
So @tesco asked me what was wrong with the carrots I just bought. I thought I'd take a representative cross sample. pic.twitter.com/7iQFIreJ4r
— Aaron (@Aarondswift) July 4, 2016
We deal with some pretty strange things but the coach is definitely stuck #parkingissue pic.twitter.com/lDkzuiC5ai
— RPU – Surrey Police (@SurreyRoadCops) July 7, 2016
Imagine getting stuck behind Chilcot at the office printer
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) July 6, 2016
Disappointed that the Chilcot Report isn't called "The Blair Watch Project".
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 6, 2016
This is the Chilcot executive summary pic.twitter.com/XMnLHc5Xrf
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) July 6, 2016
I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work. pic.twitter.com/TFAogiJVOB
— Philip Townley (@empressburger) August 23, 2015
I love April 1st. One morning a year, all of Britain comes together in critically evaluating news articles before accepting them as true.
— Tim Clare (@TimClarePoet) April 1, 2015
"Not every place you fit is where you belong"
Word. pic.twitter.com/0CJy1QatoE
— Helen (Mullis) Kunda (@HelenKunda) July 9, 2016
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