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"They're reading a book in a strange pose."#Rio2016 with @mrdanwalker on @bbcfour – anything can happen! https://t.co/sHmEl30frP

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 18, 2016

The final results of our Dunking Debate poll are in!
Well, that's cleared that up then… 🍪☕️ #GBBO pic.twitter.com/oYm1gySC7s

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 24, 2016

The One Where The Late Night Stores Ran Out Of Jaffa Cakes by 9.20pm #BakeOffFriends #GBBO

— milly hunt (@MillytheHunt) August 24, 2016

Anything can be a boomerang if you throw it directly upwards https://t.co/NGS7T8Mul1

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 24, 2016

Dance like nobody’s watching. Unless you’re in a dancing competition. In which case this is awful, terrible advice.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 24, 2016

It's today
Happy Bake Off Day everyone! #GBBO
May all your Baked Alaskas remain in the freezer and may your custard be your own #toosoon

— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) August 24, 2016

If you love a book you are immune to other people's opinions of it, so why worry? The test of love is loving it when others don't I reckon.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 23, 2016

What do you call a man with a smoothie on his head?

Whatever his name is. Putting a smoothie on your head does not change your name.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 23, 2016

Just a quick heads-up on a safety matter.

(via @naturesgreat) pic.twitter.com/gmhKJjLL5I

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) August 22, 2016

PRETEND to be a barber by asking the person in front of you on the bus about their holidays. And cutting their hair. (via @magicdarts)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) August 22, 2016

Poster Rage Of The Dayhttps://t.co/eew5YOWz0M pic.twitter.com/uRYPeVywiC

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 22, 2016

The last four letters of the word "queue" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) August 22, 2016

It's so sweet how curtains spend all day as far apart as possible, but then get back together at night because they're scared of the dark.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) August 21, 2016

We all speak Shakespeare. #ShakespeareSunday pic.twitter.com/ESGOpshw4L

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 21, 2016

'Finding Dory should have been called Dory Finding because she is the one who does all the looking' – my daughter.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 25, 2016

So Sarkozy calls the burkini a 'provocation.' Whether women cover or uncover their bodies, seems we're always, always 'asking for it.'

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 25, 2016

Theresa May says now is the right time to tighten UK border controls, while Farage is out of the country.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) August 25, 2016

Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016

Always look where you are walking. pic.twitter.com/GM0rDr303f

— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) August 26, 2016

What if Britain were run like Team GB, as imagined by @AndrewMarr9 in @spectator. pic.twitter.com/6YGTLDNoED

— Hugo Rodger-Brown (@hugorodgerbrown) August 26, 2016

That's what I like about Twitter. You can socialise without having to smile.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 27, 2016

She refused to wear make ups on her wedding day…Adwoa Mansa, can you do this? I dare you.😂😂😋 pic.twitter.com/d5HWXJTkE6

— Bra Kofi (@Kofi_Batsa) August 20, 2016

#recap Best name for a bunny everhttps://t.co/2V7q6B0rgt pic.twitter.com/ypZuPlAjij

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 27, 2016