The Witches – by Roald Dahl

30 08 2016

I really wasn’t looking forward to reading this book – as a child I vaguely remember watching the film and pretty fairly terrified, but it’s part of the list so had to be read!

It wasn’t too bad in the end. The tale of a little boy who’s Grandmamma teaches him about witches and what to look out for, so when they accidentally come across their annual convention, they hatch a plan to get revenge for all the children those witches have destroyed. Because witches hate children!

The good news is that Dahl gives us the things to look for to spot witches, so we can be on our guard!

  • A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her… because she doesn’t have finger-nails. Instead of finger-nails she has thin curvy claws, like a cat, and she wears the gloves to hide them.
  • A REAL WITCH is always bald… A REAL WITCH always wears a wig to hide her baldness.
  • Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people… A REAL WITCH has the most amazing powers of smell.
  • The eyes of a REAL WITCH are different from yours and mine. Look in the middle of each eye where there is normally a little black dot. If she is a witch the black dot will keep changing colour, and you will see fire and you will see ice dancing right in the very centre of the coloured dot.
  • Witches never have toes… The feet have square ends with no toes on them at all.
  • Their spit is blue.

And here are some of my favourite lines from the book.

  • “In fairy-tales, witches always wear silly black hats and black cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks. But this is not a fairy-tale. This is about REAL WITCHES.”
  • “I am not, of course, tellng you for one second that your teacher actually is a witch. All I am saying is that she might be one.”
  • “You can’t go round pulling at the hair of every lady you meet, even if she is wearing loves. Just you try it and see what happens.”
  • “Children should never have baths, it’s a dangerous habit.”
  • “It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.”

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