Man fined for his car’s SHADOW crossing a solid white line
Huw Edwards always starts the news in exactly the same position
Calming things to say to an anxious child
To do list:
Dust off big coat
Get a cold
Fiddle with heating settings
Change duvet
Put fan back in wardrobe
Make soup
Find left glove— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 5, 2016
Before alarm clocks, people were employed to wake workers up with a long stick https://t.co/QMPIZDY8lr
— Metro (@MetroUK) September 5, 2016
"It's completely chemical-free"
*directs him to the Periodic Table*
— Pinky Liverdrawer (@Liverdrawer) September 4, 2016
The #GreatFireOfLondon reaches Saint Paul's Cathedral https://t.co/lNqv7Ch2Zb #GreatFire350 #LondonsBurning pic.twitter.com/0ayhOgjqBb
— Royal Mail Stamps (@RoyalMailStamps) September 4, 2016
If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what do you suppose baby oil is made from? https://t.co/8ussjqNJXn
— aisling (@clementattlees) September 4, 2016
The inventor of the computer had to make it without using a computer. https://t.co/E6fMHD8yZG
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) September 4, 2016
Err… Someone's not been following the news ! https://t.co/CgRa71ITIF
— Ed Balls (@edballs) September 4, 2016
How to raise a child… pic.twitter.com/E5rmSmj5Bi
— Dave (@Join_Dave) September 4, 2016
They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and just release the original. https://t.co/3PCA5LxyB7
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) September 4, 2016
We can do no great things, only small things w/ great love.
It's not how much you do, but how much love you put into doing it.#MotherTeresa— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) September 4, 2016
"You only had to ask Tess" @ClaudiaWinkle @TessDaly #Strictly pic.twitter.com/3gYICk6UCD
— BBC Strictly (@bbcstrictly) September 3, 2016
Had an informative trip 2 Tesco today thanks to @innocent had to tell my own guineas they're above their station! 😂 pic.twitter.com/cJFVDBbVii
— Christine Bilton (@wle312) September 3, 2016
Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: pic.twitter.com/Ex0Ui9oBSL
— Matthew Anderson (@MattAndersonBBC) September 3, 2016
Another vehicle being dealt with for "hogging the middle lane" which is an offence of driving without due care. pic.twitter.com/sdFdQeMYl2
— RPU – Surrey Police (@SurreyRoadCops) September 5, 2016
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be depriv… https://t.co/UYD3zkeWxe
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) September 5, 2016
Despite a commitment from government four months ago, NONE of the eligible child refugees have arrived in UK https://t.co/osXhIAittK
— Candice Atterton (@CandiceAtterton) September 6, 2016
.@TwopTwips help Apple pay their massive Euro tax bill by paying £160 for some earphones.
— Christian Edwards (@christianedward) September 7, 2016
I'm really worried about losing the wireless earbuds, wish they sold something to attach them together, and then attach it to my phone
— Aevee Bee (@MammonMachine) September 7, 2016
abbiamo il primo vincitore del #AppleEvent #AirPods pic.twitter.com/jec08lRLVW
— simone (@zagher) September 7, 2016
The new Orange Yorkie tastes just like a Chocolate Orange, only it's a little Terrier.
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) September 8, 2016
Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) September 8, 2016
Expecting a call, meaning the rest of the day's plans are cancelled until it occurs
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 8, 2016
VAL WON THE TECHNICAL CHALLENGE. BANK HOLIDAY TOMORROW FOR EVERYONE #GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 7, 2016
Finally, it's here…#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/srnCKN09Iu
— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 7, 2016
So I'm in a Facebook page where people rate each others meal deals… Heaven does exist pic.twitter.com/dbPkwkQ8Kj
— Alfie Williams (@AlfieWilliams_) August 1, 2016
"Can you put it in an email?" – Translation: Can you stop talking please?
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 7, 2016
It's #NationalFitnessDay! So here is our quick guide to exercise pic.twitter.com/7rYu4AtyFd
— Dave (@Join_Dave) September 7, 2016
Weather update: grey and warm. Like the weather equivalent of a seal.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 7, 2016
Summer's not over till we say it is.
Great Britain & Northern Ireland, your Paralympians are ready. #Supercharge pic.twitter.com/joLm9or9nm
— ParalympicsGB (@ParalympicsGB) September 7, 2016
Someone made a map of the world according to Donald Trump https://t.co/AOWG9aTVhZ pic.twitter.com/fjKWhq4uQj
— The Independent (@Independent) September 6, 2016
Funeral story of the weekhttps://t.co/ti6EzRk4wV pic.twitter.com/deaCsmjGjg
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 8, 2016
You can now get Nerdwax to stop your glasses from slipping down your nose https://t.co/JMIebF30On
— Metro (@MetroUK) September 9, 2016
Full checklist for Tories' Project Back To The Good Old Days revealed. pic.twitter.com/epVcGFdgib
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 9, 2016
Jane' on how it was growing up in poverty. "The walls of poverty are so high you don't expect anything else. You don't see possibilities."
— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) September 9, 2016
HOW TO BEAT A PANIC ATTACK:
1. Remember it is a panic attack.
2. Let it happen.
3. Don't be calm. The moment you try and be calm you fail.— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) September 9, 2016
I hate panic attacks. Every day for 17 years they've been a possibility. But I know now to let them in. Open the door and it passes through.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) September 9, 2016
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