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Thank you @SusanSarandon for going public against the #deathpenalty & using your voice to end it.
Join Susan & millions of others.#GoPublic pic.twitter.com/jwjQMYliQ1

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) October 21, 2016

With 65% of its customers having voted Leave, Iceland is UK's most Brexity supermarket (Remainers love Ocado + CoOp) https://t.co/POd0DhmWjb pic.twitter.com/8BEEUiKQuJ

— YouGov (@YouGov) October 21, 2016

Gary Lineker is right to challenge the hate being drip fed to the public by the right wing tabloids. #I'mBackingGary. Retweet if you agree.

— Michael Cashman (@mcashmanCBE) October 21, 2016

Poor USA. It must be hard deciding between a competent, experienced woman and a lying, xenophobic, thin-skinned, dangerous narcissist #bbcqt

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 20, 2016

Tip to companies: If you are always experiencing "an unusually high level of customer calls", then maybe… ooh… get some more staff?

— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) October 20, 2016

A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me.

— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) October 20, 2016

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her." #TrumpBookReport

— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016

Donald Trump ran for President. Not in an episode of South Park or Black Mirror. In actual real life. That should never stop being shocking.

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 20, 2016

Being born is the first time I did something for the last time and dying will be the last time I do something… https://t.co/LVMupUFEzY

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 20, 2016

Wonder what makes some people feel, by sheer good fortune of place of birth, superior to others. I need a lie down.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 19, 2016

Remember, on those self-loathing days, how you feel about yourself isn't reality. Donald Trump thinks he is amazing and he is Donald Trump.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 18, 2016

There used to be nothing scarier than the thought of getting locked in the #CrystalMaze. Those were the days.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 16, 2016

You know you're a 90s kid when you squeal at Richard O'brien's #TheCrystalMaze cameo.

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 16, 2016

You've just said Hillary should take a drug test before next debate. You happy to sit a lie detector test? https://t.co/n5gC8AQwc4

— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) October 15, 2016

This is what 39 feels like in WEEK FOUR! #Strictly @OreOduba @joanneclifton 💥 https://t.co/GnGNlsNndC

— BBC Strictly✨ (@bbcstrictly) October 15, 2016

We should put Ore in the dance off just so we can see that jive again. Blimey.

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) October 15, 2016

Here is Daniel The Emotional Support Duck in all his red-shoed glory. pic.twitter.com/rBkK0QnBKr

— Mark Essig (@mark_essig) October 17, 2016

i mean @realDonaldTrump if you're so good at negotiating how come you couldn't get @DonaldTrump

— John Mulaney (@mulaney) August 20, 2015