A very British would-you-rather
Tiny things that are crazy annoying
Now allowed a cat-flap? Build a ladder!
Thank you @SusanSarandon for going public against the #deathpenalty & using your voice to end it.
Join Susan & millions of others.#GoPublic pic.twitter.com/jwjQMYliQ1— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) October 21, 2016
With 65% of its customers having voted Leave, Iceland is UK's most Brexity supermarket (Remainers love Ocado + CoOp) https://t.co/POd0DhmWjb pic.twitter.com/8BEEUiKQuJ
— YouGov (@YouGov) October 21, 2016
Gary Lineker is right to challenge the hate being drip fed to the public by the right wing tabloids. #I'mBackingGary. Retweet if you agree.
— Michael Cashman (@mcashmanCBE) October 21, 2016
Poor USA. It must be hard deciding between a competent, experienced woman and a lying, xenophobic, thin-skinned, dangerous narcissist #bbcqt
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 20, 2016
Tip to companies: If you are always experiencing "an unusually high level of customer calls", then maybe… ooh… get some more staff?
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) October 20, 2016
A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) October 20, 2016
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her." #TrumpBookReport
— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump ran for President. Not in an episode of South Park or Black Mirror. In actual real life. That should never stop being shocking.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 20, 2016
Being born is the first time I did something for the last time and dying will be the last time I do something… https://t.co/LVMupUFEzY
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 20, 2016
Wonder what makes some people feel, by sheer good fortune of place of birth, superior to others. I need a lie down.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 19, 2016
Remember, on those self-loathing days, how you feel about yourself isn't reality. Donald Trump thinks he is amazing and he is Donald Trump.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 18, 2016
There used to be nothing scarier than the thought of getting locked in the #CrystalMaze. Those were the days.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 16, 2016
You know you're a 90s kid when you squeal at Richard O'brien's #TheCrystalMaze cameo.
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 16, 2016
You've just said Hillary should take a drug test before next debate. You happy to sit a lie detector test? https://t.co/n5gC8AQwc4
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) October 15, 2016
This is what 39 feels like in WEEK FOUR! #Strictly @OreOduba @joanneclifton 💥 https://t.co/GnGNlsNndC
— BBC Strictly✨ (@bbcstrictly) October 15, 2016
We should put Ore in the dance off just so we can see that jive again. Blimey.
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) October 15, 2016
Here is Daniel The Emotional Support Duck in all his red-shoed glory. pic.twitter.com/rBkK0QnBKr
— Mark Essig (@mark_essig) October 17, 2016
i mean @realDonaldTrump if you're so good at negotiating how come you couldn't get @DonaldTrump
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) August 20, 2015
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