Maybe they're the main character because they don't die instead of not dying because they're the main character https://t.co/CV26QtBn4q
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 9, 2016
.@JerryJrFalwell There's not much that Trump could say to surprise me.
What surprises me is how many Christians still support him.— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) October 8, 2016
How Spotify builds a product. Loving this slide! pic.twitter.com/TJeLanyTLc
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) October 8, 2016
Has anyone tried switching America off and on again?
— Sam Allberry ن (@SamAllberry) October 8, 2016
Maybe you should call it a day. https://t.co/CdB49gmTV7
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 8, 2016
Trump: Don't judge me on the man I was 10 years ago. But please judge Hillary on the man her husband was 20 years ago #TrumpTapes
— Richard Hine (@richardhine) October 8, 2016
Holidays are wasted on August. Late October. That's when you need the serotonin.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 9, 2016
I'm not saying we should *permanently* ban men from running for office, but for a while, you know, until we figure out what's going on.
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 8, 2016
Before I die, I want to eat a lot of popcorn kernels to make cremation more interesting https://t.co/x17NTlFRja
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 9, 2016
I want to hug whoever made this pic.twitter.com/OEse6KzPx3
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 10, 2016
Hilary takes the lead while her friend Donald provides the backing vocal! pic.twitter.com/9yIRLDAjUi
— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) October 11, 2016
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit in the curb and clap as they go by. – Will Rogers #quoteoftheday
— Nisha Glencross (@NishaGlencross) October 16, 2015
Today is #wmhd16. Too many people with mental health problems are made to feel isolated, ashamed and worthless. Everyone's attitude matters. pic.twitter.com/CvIr7qhn75
— Time to Change (@TimetoChange) October 10, 2016
Today's #worldmentalhealthday so we all have to do what we can to improve world mental health by making sure America doesn't elect Trump.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 10, 2016
Today's #worldmentalhealthday & here's amazing @matthaig1 on 'normality' #reasonstostayalive + ways to connect: @MindCharity & @PoppyJaman pic.twitter.com/taGtAFvsYM
— Caroline Archer (@CALizEarle) October 10, 2016
Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay! Your mental health is just as important as your physical health so never be afraid to talk about it! pic.twitter.com/EZmrg35v1M
— Scary Hope FletchAHH (@CarrieHFletcher) October 10, 2016
It's #WorldMentalHealthDay – here are 50 ways to take a break and care for yourself. #Glitch pic.twitter.com/CJfK2N5z6W
— Metro (@MetroUK) October 10, 2016
These work for me – I hope they work for you. The most important thing is to keep talking about mental health! #WorldMentalHealthDay #WMHD16 pic.twitter.com/2HouXxi11T
— Ben McGrail (@Ben_McGrail) October 10, 2016
Teens with mental illness dismissed as 'teenagers', women as 'emotional', and men told to 'man up'. We deny problems. #WorldMentalHealthDay
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 10, 2016
Mental health problems are NOT
– luxuries
– first world problems
– insults
– solved by pulling yourself together#WorldMentalHealthDay— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 10, 2016
Okay, pack it up and go home. Halloween has been won. https://t.co/4uPzdhCRFS
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 14, 2016
Every time I get sad thinking this world contains Donald Trump I also remember it contains Michelle Obama and feel a bit hopeful.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 13, 2016
Atleast on Bake off Mez Bez and Hollywood show how it should be done. I want to see a @Lord_Sugar advert for Japanese jeans #Apprentice
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) October 13, 2016
If Hillary Clinton was talking about grabbing men's balls and talking about fancying 12 year olds she'd be out, no question. Why not Trump?
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 13, 2016
#TheApprentice – making you feel much better about your colleagues since 2005.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 13, 2016
Shorter Donald Trump: It's crazy and libelous for these women to accuse me of doing the things I brag about doing.
— David French (@DavidAFrench) October 13, 2016
My friend's kid said:
"God loves Donald Trump."and then went on to say…
"But that doesn't mean God wants him to be President."
— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) October 13, 2016
people aren't getting dumber, it's just that stupid people get their voice heard easier now https://t.co/vh7gn1qISt
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 12, 2016
With Brexit meaning no more Marmite, at least we now know that the ratio of people who hate v love it is 52% to 48%.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 12, 2016
There’s no such thing as an excess of cake. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/tU8L2KVIfo
— BBC One (@BBCOne) October 12, 2016
DISPEL THE need for tricky mental arithmetic when holidaying in Europe by simply voting for Brexit. Hey presto! £1 = €1
(via @kingfid)— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) October 12, 2016
Imagine if remain had won by tiny margin & the govt went for "hard remain" – Schengen, Euro, multilingual signage. People would go apeshit.
— Rhiannon L Cosslett (@rhiannonlucyc) October 11, 2016
I'm not sure if Samsung re-branding the Galaxy as the Phoenix would be a brilliant or disastrous marketing move. https://t.co/pWaZgmgJiK
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 15, 2016
My way of flirting is looking at the person I'm attracted to and hoping they're braver than I am. https://t.co/n9FgFE8Vj8
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 14, 2016
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