Jesus didn't say what would happen when they got there; He just invited people to come.
— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) October 24, 2016
Remember, remember the threeth of Novemberhttps://t.co/H1ENIBZImN#LidlSurprises pic.twitter.com/yGhGYAk2bC
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 26, 2016
If you are subpar at golf, you are good at golf. https://t.co/ePLCoRQyXO
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 25, 2016
LORD SUGAR. You can't fire someone who doesn't work for you. "You're deselected from the shortlist" is a snappy alternative. @RANTINGMALE
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) October 25, 2016
We're lucky that sound can't travel through the vacuum of space. If it could, the universe would be incredibly loud. https://t.co/nz7Y9A9cqV
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 24, 2016
#tootrue @UN pic.twitter.com/CIqA4Q0xZF
— Andy Frost (@andythefrosty) October 24, 2016
I did it! I did it! I built a Pringles ringle! No glue, just physics. pic.twitter.com/E357BlXOy0
— Jane Espenson (@JaneEspenson) October 24, 2016
You do not need a reason to be: Grateful
Polite
Kind
Respectful
Happy
Friendly
Nice
Helpful
Honest— Steve Burns (@SJosephBurns) October 24, 2016
Not saying Alexander Armstrong and @richardosman are hypochondriacs but… pic.twitter.com/KAQzQn1QeK
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 24, 2016
The adjective for yawning (a lot) should you need it is oscitant.
— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) October 24, 2016
Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana https://t.co/fKpIzkQp0F
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 23, 2016
Saturday cartoon by @CartoonRalph pic.twitter.com/qxJTxjYLis
— Mark Avery (@MarkAvery) October 1, 2016
"This begs the question: Will gay bakers have to accept orders for cakes w homophobic slurs?" writes @PeterTatchell: https://t.co/Uy5eO8ZxG7
— Vicky Beeching (@vickybeeching) October 24, 2016
"Val's been allowed back in Yorkshire" 😂😂😂 #GBBOFinal
— Becca Saw (@beccaSlikethat) October 26, 2016
Looking forward to watching Val's spin off show in Ayia Napa. #GBBOFinal pic.twitter.com/HdIfFDrr7Q
— Nicola Oakley (@nicolajoakley) October 26, 2016
Hope the closing music to this final is Goodbye by the Spice Girls as Paul, Mary, Mel&Sue walk into the sunset holding hands #GBBOFinal
— Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) October 26, 2016
"And for the final showstopper, we'd essentially like you to make the entire contents of an M&S" #GBBOFinal
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 26, 2016
Noticing someone you know is pretending not to see you a split second before you start to pretend you haven't seen them
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 26, 2016
best ever bake off moment: 2015 when matt baked his icing and nadiya just pic.twitter.com/pNrsO4I7WE
— leo ☘ (@galpals_) October 27, 2016
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) October 28, 2016
Christians for Trump. That's like Vegans for Steak. Jesus said Love thy neighbour. Not 'Build a wall so your rapist neighbour can't get in'.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 27, 2016
I think everyone has gone overboard with Halloween this year. Clowns. Zombies. Kraken. The American Presidential Election.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 28, 2016
Best video you will see all year:
Guy dresses up as dogs favorite toy https://t.co/7zsWtZCS1U
— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) October 28, 2016
This is the best god damn story I have ever read. pic.twitter.com/EJKCOtsEqL
— Mia (@PastelPouts) October 20, 2016
I would rather the world have Hillary Clinton and her emails than Donald Trump groping a nuclear button.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 28, 2016
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