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Jesus didn't say what would happen when they got there; He just invited people to come.

— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) October 24, 2016

Remember, remember the threeth of Novemberhttps://t.co/H1ENIBZImN#LidlSurprises pic.twitter.com/yGhGYAk2bC

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 26, 2016

If you are subpar at golf, you are good at golf. https://t.co/ePLCoRQyXO

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 25, 2016

LORD SUGAR. You can't fire someone who doesn't work for you. "You're deselected from the shortlist" is a snappy alternative. @RANTINGMALE

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) October 25, 2016

We're lucky that sound can't travel through the vacuum of space. If it could, the universe would be incredibly loud. https://t.co/nz7Y9A9cqV

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 24, 2016

#tootrue @UN pic.twitter.com/CIqA4Q0xZF

— Andy Frost (@andythefrosty) October 24, 2016

I did it! I did it! I built a Pringles ringle! No glue, just physics. pic.twitter.com/E357BlXOy0

— Jane Espenson (@JaneEspenson) October 24, 2016

You do not need a reason to be: Grateful
Polite
Kind
Respectful
Happy
Friendly
Nice
Helpful
Honest

— Steve Burns (@SJosephBurns) October 24, 2016

Not saying Alexander Armstrong and @richardosman are hypochondriacs but… pic.twitter.com/KAQzQn1QeK

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 24, 2016

The adjective for yawning (a lot) should you need it is oscitant.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) October 24, 2016

Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana https://t.co/fKpIzkQp0F

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 23, 2016

Saturday cartoon by @CartoonRalph pic.twitter.com/qxJTxjYLis

— Mark Avery (@MarkAvery) October 1, 2016

"This begs the question: Will gay bakers have to accept orders for cakes w homophobic slurs?" writes @PeterTatchell: https://t.co/Uy5eO8ZxG7

— Vicky Beeching (@vickybeeching) October 24, 2016

"Val's been allowed back in Yorkshire" 😂😂😂 #GBBOFinal

— Becca Saw (@beccaSlikethat) October 26, 2016

Looking forward to watching Val's spin off show in Ayia Napa. #GBBOFinal pic.twitter.com/HdIfFDrr7Q

— Nicola Oakley (@nicolajoakley) October 26, 2016

Hope the closing music to this final is Goodbye by the Spice Girls as Paul, Mary, Mel&Sue walk into the sunset holding hands #GBBOFinal

— Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) October 26, 2016

"And for the final showstopper, we'd essentially like you to make the entire contents of an M&S" #GBBOFinal

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 26, 2016

Noticing someone you know is pretending not to see you a split second before you start to pretend you haven't seen them

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 26, 2016

best ever bake off moment: 2015 when matt baked his icing and nadiya just pic.twitter.com/pNrsO4I7WE

— leo ☘ (@galpals_) October 27, 2016

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) October 28, 2016

Christians for Trump. That's like Vegans for Steak. Jesus said Love thy neighbour. Not 'Build a wall so your rapist neighbour can't get in'.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 27, 2016

I think everyone has gone overboard with Halloween this year. Clowns. Zombies. Kraken. The American Presidential Election.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 28, 2016

Best video you will see all year:

Guy dresses up as dogs favorite toy https://t.co/7zsWtZCS1U

— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) October 28, 2016

This is the best god damn story I have ever read. pic.twitter.com/EJKCOtsEqL

— Mia (@PastelPouts) October 20, 2016

I would rather the world have Hillary Clinton and her emails than Donald Trump groping a nuclear button.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 28, 2016