Colouring book for bitter adults
Speculation on Len Goodman’s replacement for Strictly
Scone vs Scone – the nation has spoken
They’ve invented chocolate that fixes period pain!
We smell snow. 25 Days. pic.twitter.com/YGJT2wheBM
— Gilmore Girls (@GilmoreGirls) October 31, 2016
Watching news with the 8 year old: 'Trump likes money so much he even has a best friend called Pence'.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 1, 2016
2016: No way will Trump win the election
2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes
2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) February 29, 2016
November 1st. Goodbye Halloween, hello Christmas. Mariah Carey blasts out of every stereo. Mince pies are eaten with every meal.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 1, 2016
Michael Bublé appears on every TV channel. Shower gels & deodorants are exclusively sold in gift sets. Chocolate becomes the 6th food group.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 1, 2016
If you believe whatever Clinton did with her emails is worse than EVERYTHING Trump has done and will continue to do, then fine, vote Trump.
— The No Show (@The_No_Show) October 31, 2016
It's #halloween, so let's steer clear of making people with mental health problems feel ashamed or isolated. pic.twitter.com/j5g6wHpMbF
— Time to Change (@TimetoChange) October 31, 2016
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) October 29, 2016
John Lewis Christmas advert game: name the animal, narrative of isolation, 90's song, breathy singer.
— Herbert Williams (@bigherbwilliams) September 28, 2016
Son: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Me: I'll find out. *googles* Bees have epidermal cells called…
Son: [sadly] 'Cos they use honeycombs.— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 5, 2015
Lucky you! However the meat pasty is 34p more expensive. Please can you come back to store and pay the difference. https://t.co/BZTy9tIN1r
— Customer Care (@customercaring) November 2, 2016
A while ago energy saving posters went up in the office. Now someone has responded, and I like it very much. pic.twitter.com/mx5iTeHSWn
— Niall (@Notinaboyband) October 31, 2016
#EnemiesOfThePeople Here's the front page of the #DailyMail if they told the truth – #HighCourt #HighCourtRuling #Article50 #Brexit pic.twitter.com/gH4x80ZNsb
— Ciarán Clarke (@Narcassa) November 4, 2016
Happiness tip: never look at the front page of the Daily Mail.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 4, 2016
My cartoon in today's @thetimes #Article50 #highcourtruling #brexit #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/yJKgjLJgMR
— mortenmorland (@mortenmorland) November 4, 2016
Would The Daily Mail's front page satisfy the UK Government's definition of extremism? #Brexit #article50 #dailymail pic.twitter.com/mVsE7z9y0R
— Alan Greene (@DrAlanGreene) November 4, 2016
Bic uses the same photo to advertise their pens and their razors pic.twitter.com/e5BO8D5MIX
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) November 3, 2016
[Reel 2 Real dating profile]
Likes:
– Move it, move it
– Move it, move it
– Move it, move itSeeks:
– Someone who likes to move it— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) November 3, 2016
Life.. pic.twitter.com/FjHClEqxFr
— Cami (@camilzf) November 3, 2016
Moody's Analytics correctly predicted every election since 1980. Says Clinton wins by 332 electoral votes to Trump's 206
(via @tonyschwartz)— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 2, 2016
Thinking of letting Obama stay on. #USElection
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) November 2, 2016
In one week's time we'll either be waking to President Hillary Clinton or to the last of Nostradamus's 2016 predictions falling into place
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) November 2, 2016
All songs boil down to these:
– I love/miss you
– I hate you
– I want to have sex with you
– I am curious as to who let the dogs out— Hassan S. Ali (@hassanisms) February 28, 2016
If Hilary wins the whole world is going to react to America with the angry relief of a parent refinding their lost kid at the amusement park
— Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) November 4, 2016
Summary of high court decision against government pic.twitter.com/9rF7KnszcQ
— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) November 3, 2016
Hey @RealTimVine are you ready to present the #USElections2016 with @afneil @maitlis and @KattyKayBBC?
(Thanks @guardian, @browntoby) pic.twitter.com/jk9jt8kbRx
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 5, 2016
It begins…https://t.co/j5s7BdieQY pic.twitter.com/dXPbwC7X3h
— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 4, 2016
The Chase just had contestants on called Tom, Dick, Ann and Harry. That is all https://t.co/ytH8oICnwj
— Metro (@MetroUK) November 5, 2016
"Come on, it might be fun!"
It won't
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 5, 2016
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