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We smell snow. 25 Days. pic.twitter.com/YGJT2wheBM

— Gilmore Girls (@GilmoreGirls) October 31, 2016

2016: No way will Trump win the election
2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes
2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) February 29, 2016

November 1st. Goodbye Halloween, hello Christmas. Mariah Carey blasts out of every stereo. Mince pies are eaten with every meal.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 1, 2016

Michael Bublé appears on every TV channel. Shower gels & deodorants are exclusively sold in gift sets. Chocolate becomes the 6th food group.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 1, 2016

It's #halloween, so let's steer clear of making people with mental health problems feel ashamed or isolated. pic.twitter.com/j5g6wHpMbF

— Time to Change (@TimetoChange) October 31, 2016

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) October 29, 2016

John Lewis Christmas advert game: name the animal, narrative of isolation, 90's song, breathy singer.

— Herbert Williams (@bigherbwilliams) September 28, 2016

Son: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Me: I'll find out. *googles* Bees have epidermal cells called…
Son: [sadly] 'Cos they use honeycombs.

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 5, 2015

Lucky you! However the meat pasty is 34p more expensive. Please can you come back to store and pay the difference. https://t.co/BZTy9tIN1r

— Customer Care (@customercaring) November 2, 2016

#EnemiesOfThePeople Here's the front page of the #DailyMail if they told the truth – #HighCourt #HighCourtRuling #Article50 #Brexit pic.twitter.com/gH4x80ZNsb

— Ciarán Clarke (@Narcassa) November 4, 2016

My cartoon in today's @thetimes #Article50 #highcourtruling #brexit #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/yJKgjLJgMR

— Morten Morland (@mortenmorland) November 4, 2016

Would The Daily Mail's front page satisfy the UK Government's definition of extremism? #Brexit #article50 #dailymail pic.twitter.com/mVsE7z9y0R

— Alan Greene (@DrAlanGreene) November 4, 2016

[Reel 2 Real dating profile]

Likes:
– Move it, move it
– Move it, move it
– Move it, move it

Seeks:
– Someone who likes to move it

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) November 3, 2016

Moody's Analytics correctly predicted every election since 1980. Says Clinton wins by 332 electoral votes to Trump's 206
(via @tonyschwartz)

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 2, 2016

In one week's time we'll either be waking to President Hillary Clinton or to the last of Nostradamus's 2016 predictions falling into place

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) November 2, 2016

All songs boil down to these:
– I love/miss you
– I hate you
– I want to have sex with you
– I am curious as to who let the dogs out

— Hassan S. Ali (@hassanisms) February 28, 2016

If Hilary wins the whole world is going to react to America with the angry relief of a parent refinding their lost kid at the amusement park

— Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) November 4, 2016

Summary of high court decision against government pic.twitter.com/9rF7KnszcQ

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) November 3, 2016

Hey @RealTimVine are you ready to present the #USElections2016 with @afneil @maitlis and @KattyKayBBC?

(Thanks @guardian, @browntoby) pic.twitter.com/jk9jt8kbRx

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 5, 2016

It begins…https://t.co/j5s7BdieQY pic.twitter.com/dXPbwC7X3h

— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 4, 2016

The Chase just had contestants on called Tom, Dick, Ann and Harry. That is all https://t.co/ytH8oICnwj

— Metro (@MetroUK) November 5, 2016

"Come on, it might be fun!"

It won't

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 5, 2016