Life was so much harder for kids in the 90s!
You type away on that jpg John pic.twitter.com/tnurdBuoQz
— Rick (@thebookbeard) January 2, 2017
The printing press initially helped solidify superstition (re witches etc). Interesting parallel with the internet helping fake news.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 2, 2017
Dry January? Why don't you drink sensibly all year round instead?
— HolidayOlly (@holiday_olly) January 3, 2017
Hope everyone remembered their #backtowork badge today… pic.twitter.com/aWIflasrZD
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) January 3, 2017
Me to daughters: “Watch Dr Watson. Stable, strong, loyal.”
[Watson betrays wife, is rude to #Sherlock]
“Girls it’s past your bedtime now”
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) January 2, 2017
'We are not bodies with souls. We are souls with bodies.' C.S Lewis #shine #madeforeternity #bright pic.twitter.com/WipaMEu0oZ
— Rachel Gardner (@RachelGardnerRA) January 2, 2017
Fish and chip delivery person told to “get me some Benylin on the way … I'm dying sick” https://t.co/GZluagnyQh
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) January 2, 2017
This wedding looks nice. hope it all goes off ok with no upset. #eastenders
— Grace Dent (@gracedent) January 1, 2017
People that have 364 days annual leave per year –
1. Santa
2. The Easter Bunny
3. Jools Holland— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 1, 2017
Wow, Enid Blyton has turned it up a notch in 2017. https://t.co/Mqst4WhoYd
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) January 1, 2017
Happy new year everyone! In the words of Nelson Mandela- 'May your choices reflect your hopes not your fears'. X
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) January 1, 2017
I declare 2017 open. May it bring you everything you wish for. Not you, Trump or Farage. #HAPPYNEWYEAR
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) January 1, 2017
You literally have 76 tantrums a week on social media when a woman shows a boob https://t.co/f0tncQ40Zk
— Jack (@J4CKWALSH) December 29, 2016
He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of the Data Protection Act (1998)— joe (@mutablejoe) December 6, 2016
Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. pic.twitter.com/9dSIMx3MWf
— Joe Harland (@TheJoeHarland) October 8, 2016
ME: I'll see you in a month
WIFE: Don't forget to write
ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) July 26, 2016
Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU. pic.twitter.com/beA3LsJ8f0
— Matt Keay (@mattadamkeay) July 24, 2016
I love retail pic.twitter.com/lGMN3tJfl7
— soft woof (@woofjustin) January 3, 2017
Looks like the government's job ad for ambassador to the EU is already up.
(done for @huffpostukcom) pic.twitter.com/e9OoMIdpCh— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 4, 2017
Here's a bit of trivia that I'm 'all shook up' about…#NationalTriviaDay pic.twitter.com/gRFoVsiYVb
— Hacker T Dog (@CBBC_Hacker) January 4, 2017
Of course anxiety is a massive pain in the arse but if I am going to live with something for ever I am going to find silver linings.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 4, 2017
Idiots aside, people have different views to you because they're standing sonewhere different. Wave across the valley, don't throw stones.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 4, 2017
People make a big deal out of how BRAVE it is to talk about mental illness. Well intended. But we need it to not be brave. Just ordinary.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 4, 2017
This map shows the shortest pub crawl that’ll take you through every pub in the UKhttps://t.co/Vw2KwejEAy pic.twitter.com/lCf1Rb4y9p
— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 4, 2017
he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
Dear followers, get off to a good start to 2017 and watch the end of a friendship. Thank you #pointless. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/V87JicODIA
— Tartantrums (@Tartantrums) January 2, 2017
Happy New Year to all, including my many opponents who fought hard for what they believe. May 2017 bring us unity, peace, harmony and love. https://t.co/WtTDpqcnuU
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 31, 2016
Hold my beer while I break this ice. pic.twitter.com/69VbfVn5po
— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) January 6, 2017
I reckon this bottle actually holds way more than 500ml. pic.twitter.com/Q4b2DlMD8T
— Adam Hills (@adamhillscomedy) January 6, 2017
I just realised it's the 1 yr anniversary of the greatest Come Dine With Me moment of all time – if you've never seen it, watch it now pic.twitter.com/j99nAgyCNV
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) January 4, 2017
"A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle."
Benjamin Franklin
— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) January 7, 2017
"A private faith that does not act in the face of oppression is no faith at all."#WilliamWilberforce pic.twitter.com/ssJw5KOs6L
— Colin Bloom (@Colin_Bloom) January 5, 2017
Mumbai Traffic Police promotes the use of public transport through this brilliant ad: pic.twitter.com/TtPsnmp9XR
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) January 7, 2017
being violent and drunk in Japan sounds amazing pic.twitter.com/mfTETfjQwj
— Thomas Gorton (@AngstromHoot) January 6, 2017
These robotic cats are designed to soothe the suffering of people with Alzheimer's and dementia pic.twitter.com/WA5PjgemYV
— Sky News (@SkyNews) January 7, 2017
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