The Nokia 3310 is making a come back!
A lethal dose of water is 6 litres, for caffeine it’s 118 cups of coffee but you’d die of water poisoning before you could drink them all.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) February 14, 2017
A bookshop is tweeting Harry Potter line by line to Piers Morgan https://t.co/fcdtnP9RzC
— The Independent (@Independent) February 13, 2017
Educated people aren't a sinister liberal elite. They're just people, educated. The day we scorn education we should switch off the lights.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 13, 2017
Did you know that owls can't breed in the rain? It's too wet to woo.#UKPunDay
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 13, 2017
INFURIATE your grumpy children by using soft-close technology on their bedroom doors. (via @Swissss)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) February 13, 2017
Note: 'buttercup' is the new 'snowflake'. Again, Trump fans: beautiful natural miraculous things are not insults. https://t.co/cQex6NMx9E
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 14, 2017
It's easy to confuse a lot of activity with a purposeful life. Get some rest.
— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) February 11, 2017
The Dutch are such good sports pic.twitter.com/YVh40LJniP (via @TeleFootball)
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 13, 2017
People can’t figure out if this kid’s cartoon is a cat or a bird https://t.co/fHqS63tug4 pic.twitter.com/CCTfAKigKk
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 17, 2017
Happy #WorldCatDay pic.twitter.com/XT9wM6zMV9
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 17, 2017
Donald Trump and Theresa May star in Lie Lie Land street art https://t.co/IyDu6IBIf7
— Metro (@MetroUK) February 17, 2017
Just tell us which Districts we're all in and be done with it.#TrumpPresser
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) February 16, 2017
I honestly don't think a Twix is really a chocolate bar. It should be reclassified as a biscuit.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 16, 2017
One of my very favourite things ever. That's ever though. pic.twitter.com/x5XL7A1hN1
— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) February 8, 2017
This needs to happen on EVERY lie. It's up to the press to do this EVERY time. Go hard, y'all. On EVERY lie. pic.twitter.com/TGbishcDRj
— Ava DuVernay (@ava) February 16, 2017
We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one. pic.twitter.com/WjquEHrreo
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) February 12, 2017
View this post on InstagramSo a guy came to fix my dishwasher this week… #introvert #overthinking
A post shared by Marzi (@introvertdoodles) on
View this post on InstagramI heard this quote recently, it makes so much sense to me so thought I would share it 🌟
A post shared by I Z Z Y J U D D (@mrs_izzyjudd) on
View this post on InstagramHappy Valentines Day everyone! Ha! 😛😬😀❤
A post shared by Catherine Prince (@saffacath) on
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQpxjQ4FXv5/
Anything to add...?