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A lethal dose of water is 6 litres, for caffeine it’s 118 cups of coffee but you’d die of water poisoning before you could drink them all.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) February 14, 2017

A bookshop is tweeting Harry Potter line by line to Piers Morgan https://t.co/fcdtnP9RzC

— The Independent (@Independent) February 13, 2017

Educated people aren't a sinister liberal elite. They're just people, educated. The day we scorn education we should switch off the lights.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 13, 2017

Did you know that owls can't breed in the rain? It's too wet to woo.#UKPunDay

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 13, 2017

INFURIATE your grumpy children by using soft-close technology on their bedroom doors. (via @Swissss)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) February 13, 2017

Note: 'buttercup' is the new 'snowflake'. Again, Trump fans: beautiful natural miraculous things are not insults. https://t.co/cQex6NMx9E

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 14, 2017

It's easy to confuse a lot of activity with a purposeful life. Get some rest.

— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) February 11, 2017

The Dutch are such good sports pic.twitter.com/YVh40LJniP (via @TeleFootball)

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 13, 2017

People can’t figure out if this kid’s cartoon is a cat or a bird https://t.co/fHqS63tug4 pic.twitter.com/CCTfAKigKk

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 17, 2017

Happy #WorldCatDay pic.twitter.com/XT9wM6zMV9

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 17, 2017

Donald Trump and Theresa May star in Lie Lie Land street art https://t.co/IyDu6IBIf7

— Metro (@MetroUK) February 17, 2017

Just tell us which Districts we're all in and be done with it.#TrumpPresser

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) February 16, 2017

I honestly don't think a Twix is really a chocolate bar. It should be reclassified as a biscuit.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 16, 2017

One of my very favourite things ever. That's ever though. pic.twitter.com/x5XL7A1hN1

— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) February 8, 2017

This needs to happen on EVERY lie. It's up to the press to do this EVERY time. Go hard, y'all. On EVERY lie. pic.twitter.com/TGbishcDRj

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) February 16, 2017

We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one. pic.twitter.com/WjquEHrreo

— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) February 12, 2017