Teenagers took cutlery and a table cloth to McDonalds
Many, many wonderful British things
Volkswagen: The Beetles pic.twitter.com/FsoMKInfcl
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 6, 2017
The news is out! The new album Tears On The Dancefloor arrives April 21! #20YearsOfSteps pic.twitter.com/eeKeAhd2nM
— Steps (@OfficialSteps) March 6, 2017
Bro do u wanna be seen or not? pic.twitter.com/cwd5rCBBzP
— Work Safety Fails (@FailsWork) March 4, 2017
Anyway, for those too lazy to google, International Men's Day is November the 19th. So that's nice.
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) March 8, 2017
British Gas. Save a fortune on 'sorry we missed you' cards, by simply waiting a few moments after you've knocked someone's door @TwopTwips
— Will Grayson (@WillGrayson15) March 8, 2017
Church sign of the year. pic.twitter.com/oVLe1fb9Mz
— Zack Hunt (@ZaackHunt) March 7, 2017
MY BLUEPRINT FOR EDUCATION
1. All classrooms to have their own Labrador.
2. All pupils must learn theme tune to 'Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 7, 2017
Smartwatch Lets Blind People Feel Messages on Screen pic.twitter.com/wugj36VcHc
— World and Science (@WorldAndScience) March 7, 2017
It takes Neptune 165 years to orbit the Sun, it has only recently completed its first orbit since its discovery! pic.twitter.com/PmIU6z2J8y
— World and Science (@WorldAndScience) March 6, 2017
I've just realised who he is. He's Vicky Pollard. https://t.co/YirRiuCVUv
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 5, 2017
'OhmyGod I SO can't believe you think I'm in bed with Putin bcos there's this whole thing with Obama that you don't even know nothing about' https://t.co/YirRiuCVUv
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 5, 2017
Interesting thought. What if everyone withheld taxes until Trump released his? Especially since he said smart people don't pay taxes. Hmmm.
— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) March 10, 2017
My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now pic.twitter.com/qwKKvBnMhq
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) September 24, 2016
Don’t worry if an image of Jesus appears on your computer after a period of inactivity.
It’s just your screen saviour.— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) March 9, 2017
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