A women wrote a BRILLIANT letter to the male Brand Manager of Feminine Hygiene at P&G.
The lack of an Oxford Comma helped drivers win their case for overtime pay.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: a cumulonimbus cloud has infiltrated the final of #Crufts. Somebody alert the authorities. pic.twitter.com/JMstkthZF2
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 12, 2017
Olly the Jack Russell steals the show, going off script in the rescue dog agility today at #Crufts! pic.twitter.com/e0w6lmztiQ
— The Kennel Club (@KCLovesDogs) March 10, 2017
I try to be positive and non-judgemental but I just found out Americans often microwave water instead of using a kettle and I just
— Dan Pearce (@GameDesignDan) March 8, 2017
CC @David_Cameron, @Ed_Miliband https://t.co/AX9tL1bdxh
— Rohit Kachroo (@RohitKachrooITV) March 17, 2017
This doesn't bode well for our coverage in the Standard pic.twitter.com/1mgtm1cPKw
— Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) March 17, 2017
Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine….
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) March 17, 2017
I guess I should apply to edit Viz then?
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) March 17, 2017
Thursday: Noel Fielding named host of GBBO
Fri: George Osborne new editor of Evening Standard
Sat: Sonic the Hedgehog becomes Labour leader— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) March 17, 2017
Never mind all the Guinness and shamrocks – this is what really mattered to St Patrick #StPatricksDay pic.twitter.com/gpkxm22xLo
— Jo C (@joacie) March 17, 2017
Communion. The Travel Set? https://t.co/OAu6B5ytGM
— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) March 17, 2017
"It's certainly an option" – Translation: It's number 187,533,221 on the list of best options
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 16, 2017
ATTENTION EVERYONE: It's warm enough to go outside without a coat on.
WE REPEAT: IT'S WARM ENOUGH TO GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT A COAT ON.— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 15, 2017
This is how to promote single bananas in your grocery! 😀 pic.twitter.com/zMicncV0Xr
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 15, 2017
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but, then again, so does our brand new doctor-proof fence.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 14, 2017
Holding the kettle's handle as it approaches boiling point, so you can complete the job faster than an F1 pit crew
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 11, 2017
Well, this is obvious. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/vxLJZt5Bp7
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 11, 2017
'Yesterday +1' is a confusing name for a TV channel.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 12, 2017
Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/AyVdIpwo8d
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 12, 2017
ATTENTION EVERYONE: a cumulonimbus cloud has infiltrated the final of #Crufts. Somebody alert the authorities. pic.twitter.com/JMstkthZF2
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 12, 2017
Today is Pi day. It's also "international why do the Americans do their dates that way round it makes no sense!"…day. #PiDay
— Dave (@davechannel) March 14, 2017
So last night the police interrupted our group chat in the most spectacular way 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/prA8HfJOu8
— Loaf (@Loafc7) March 14, 2017
England Women secured a #GrandSlam finish to their @Womens6Nations campaign last night in Dublin. Full story: https://t.co/pDXVOU8xGa pic.twitter.com/CR0LLyVtKi
— England Rugby (@EnglandRugby) March 18, 2017
This is how weird it looks like when the camera shutter speed matches a helicopter’s rotor… https://t.co/PxOiVoCAn4
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) March 14, 2017
That's impressive. pic.twitter.com/egr0TQSoN2
— Work Safety Fails (@FailsWork) March 12, 2017
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