Internet highlights – w/c 12th March 2017

18 03 2017

A women wrote a BRILLIANT letter to the male Brand Manager of Feminine Hygiene at P&G.

The lack of an Oxford Comma helped drivers win their case for overtime pay.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: a cumulonimbus cloud has infiltrated the final of #Crufts. Somebody alert the authorities. pic.twitter.com/JMstkthZF2

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 12, 2017

Olly the Jack Russell steals the show, going off script in the rescue dog agility today at #Crufts! pic.twitter.com/e0w6lmztiQ

— The Kennel Club (@KCLovesDogs) March 10, 2017

I try to be positive and non-judgemental but I just found out Americans often microwave water instead of using a kettle and I just

— Dan Pearce (@GameDesignDan) March 8, 2017

CC @David_Cameron, @Ed_Miliband https://t.co/AX9tL1bdxh

— Rohit Kachroo (@RohitKachrooITV) March 17, 2017

This doesn't bode well for our coverage in the Standard pic.twitter.com/1mgtm1cPKw

— Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) March 17, 2017

Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine….

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) March 17, 2017

I guess I should apply to edit Viz then?

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) March 17, 2017

Thursday: Noel Fielding named host of GBBO
Fri: George Osborne new editor of Evening Standard
Sat: Sonic the Hedgehog becomes Labour leader

— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) March 17, 2017

Never mind all the Guinness and shamrocks – this is what really mattered to St Patrick #StPatricksDay pic.twitter.com/gpkxm22xLo

— Jo C (@joacie) March 17, 2017

Communion. The Travel Set? https://t.co/OAu6B5ytGM

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) March 17, 2017

"It's certainly an option" – Translation: It's number 187,533,221 on the list of best options

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 16, 2017

ATTENTION EVERYONE: It's warm enough to go outside without a coat on.
WE REPEAT: IT'S WARM ENOUGH TO GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT A COAT ON.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 15, 2017

This is how to promote single bananas in your grocery! 😀 pic.twitter.com/zMicncV0Xr

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 15, 2017

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but, then again, so does our brand new doctor-proof fence.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 14, 2017

Holding the kettle's handle as it approaches boiling point, so you can complete the job faster than an F1 pit crew

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 11, 2017

Well, this is obvious. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/vxLJZt5Bp7

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 11, 2017

'Yesterday +1' is a confusing name for a TV channel.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 12, 2017

Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/AyVdIpwo8d

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 12, 2017

ATTENTION EVERYONE: a cumulonimbus cloud has infiltrated the final of #Crufts. Somebody alert the authorities. pic.twitter.com/JMstkthZF2

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 12, 2017

Today is Pi day. It's also "international why do the Americans do their dates that way round it makes no sense!"…day. #PiDay

— Dave (@davechannel) March 14, 2017

So last night the police interrupted our group chat in the most spectacular way 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/prA8HfJOu8

— Loaf (@Loafc7) March 14, 2017

England Women secured a #GrandSlam finish to their @Womens6Nations campaign last night in Dublin. Full story: https://t.co/pDXVOU8xGa pic.twitter.com/CR0LLyVtKi

— England Rugby (@EnglandRugby) March 18, 2017

This is how weird it looks like when the camera shutter speed matches a helicopter’s rotor… https://t.co/PxOiVoCAn4

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) March 14, 2017

That's impressive. pic.twitter.com/egr0TQSoN2

— Work Safety Fails (@FailsWork) March 12, 2017

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#piday

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In these bags are 1.2 million tomato seeds for the Tomatosphere project run by the Canadian Space Agency. Students in 20 000 classrooms across Canada and the United States will receive the seeds when they return to Earth. They will grow these seeds next to ones that were not sent to space to see if their trip to space changes the tomato plants. This is a nice example of science and education and I hope the youngsters get involved and take good care of the plants! Ces petits sacs renferment 1,2 millions de… graines de tomates ! Il s’agit du projet Tomatosphere (sic) lancé par l’ Agence spatiale canadienne / Canadian Space Agency. 20 000 classes de maternelles et de primaire dans toute l’Amérique du nord recevront ces pépins après leur séjour dans la Station spatiale. Les enfants pourront alors les cultiver à l’école et comparer la croissance de ces tomates avec celles qui ne sont jamais parties dans l’espace. Ils seront donc aux premières loges pour observer l'effet du rayonnement spatial sur les légumes. C’est un exemple sympa de vulgarisation scientifique et j’espère que le projet inspirera les écoliers ! #space #seeds #tomato #tomatoes #tomatoes🍅 @canadianspaceagency @agencespatialecanadienne @iss #stem #education #gardening

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