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It's ok, I've done all the clocks in the house. pic.twitter.com/a3m5tfD0mf

— SadfaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) March 26, 2017

Brilliant ad by Dettol: Whose hand are you holding? pic.twitter.com/v7l9P3YxsJ

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 28, 2017

How many people are feeling about Brexit right now https://t.co/X78vrqW09Z pic.twitter.com/M8346xxNbn

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 28, 2017

Someone at Waitrose has a sense of humour. pic.twitter.com/ee2eOMf12K

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) March 28, 2017

One of the biggest obstacles to Christ has been Christians…
we often look very unlike our Christ.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) March 27, 2017

A reminder that in the U.K. the clocks go forward an hour tonight but then back 44 years on Wednesday.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 25, 2017

#recap This cat and dog faceswap is really rather unsettlinghttps://t.co/o7M1hdinPW pic.twitter.com/wHn2PNON0u

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 25, 2017

Well, quite. #UniteForEurope #StopBrexit #EU4ME pic.twitter.com/xy7ge5dhGB

— Matt Kamen (@MattKamen) March 25, 2017

If you want to know what Westminster Bridge is like on this beautiful morning: An Iranian man is playing the Doctor Who theme on bagpipes.

— Vinay Patel (@VinayPatel) March 25, 2017

I'd like to think in an alternative brexit-verse far far away this is what everyone's getting cross over #dailymail pic.twitter.com/QlOg5Y6a0p

— Ashley Gould (@APJGould) March 27, 2017

The 1950s called and asked for their headline back.#everydaysexism https://t.co/s1W1XfhrhN

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) March 27, 2017

It's 2017. Two women's decisions will determine if United Kingdom continues to exist. And front page news is their lower limbs. Obviously pic.twitter.com/AMp0YvtISa

— Yvette Cooper (@YvetteCooperMP) March 27, 2017

Whoever chose this hotel carpet clearly wants you to hurt yourselfhttps://t.co/0ouxKGVZr5 pic.twitter.com/gU7ygSqgv5

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 30, 2017

Maybe I was wrong about Brexit because since we triggered Article 50 the weather's been marvelous.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 30, 2017

The Mail: No way any paper can have anything more crass & offensive than 'LEGSIT' on its front page this week

The Sun: Hold my beer pic.twitter.com/79bIoqCoaF

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) March 30, 2017

CHARACTER IDEA: "The Ironikiller" – murders people in ironic ways, such as suffocating them with a bag for life.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 29, 2017

Full marks for using the crossing, but as 'Lilibet said, no marks for crossing on red. Phil pic.twitter.com/f35rBrnb6o

— BBC Weather (@bbcweather) March 29, 2017

Who knew that Ferrero Rocher can rotate like gears?https://t.co/zNixQNh3PU pic.twitter.com/WVTgy2ZRXL

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 29, 2017

America waking to find Britain has temporarily taken the lead in the 'country punching itself hardest in the face' competition

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) March 29, 2017

Exclusive look at the PM's Article 50 letter… #BrexitDay pic.twitter.com/H6SKSBTb1I

— Dave (@davechannel) March 29, 2017

Just giving advance notice that when my generation is old we're going to make everything like the 1990s again

— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) March 29, 2017

Theresa May calling for unity as we leave a literal union is too much.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 29, 2017

Busy morning so far, updating all my Euros pic.twitter.com/t0Njj35nAO

— Ben (@0point5twins) March 28, 2017

Oh dear. pic.twitter.com/fskt82j0Sr

— Tom Elliott (@TomElliott_UK) March 23, 2017

The letter from the UK to the EU, triggering Article 50. #BrexitDay pic.twitter.com/zNR1VYe3nD

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 29, 2017

There are twice as many men named John who are CEO’s than there are women CEO’s #NotAnAprilFools

— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 1, 2017

When people 'remind' me that Im a doctor and shouldn't spend so much time on sewing, Im gonna send them this article https://t.co/rrgfieEcsO

— Rumana (@lil_pomegranate) April 1, 2017

BREAKING: The world's problems will not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter. We'll update you when we have more on this story.

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) March 31, 2017

I've married many men, and I know where all the bodies are buried #badlyexplainyourjob

— Nancy Goodrich (@revgoodrich) March 31, 2017

Insisting on silence to respect the fallen trees #badlyexplainyourjob

— BPP Library Services (@BPPLibrary) March 31, 2017

The idea people share mental health issues for 'attention' is poison. People die in silence every day. That attention can save lives.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 31, 2017

Penultimatum: the final demand before an ultimatum, i.e. the one you make when you're too scared of the results of an actual ultimatum.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) March 31, 2017

Traffic in Addis Ababa. Just watching this is stressing me out. pic.twitter.com/su1KPRyh8Z

— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 1, 2017

A̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶A̶p̶r̶i̶l̶ ̶1̶s̶t̶,̶ ̶w̶We invite you to evaluate anything you read on the internet today before uncritically reposting it

— Anglican Humour (@anglicanmemes) April 1, 2017