It may have fallen on a Saturday this year, but that doesn’t mean there’s not a VAST crop of stuff to be found! Enjoy 🙂
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Technically, April Fool’s Day is tomorrow. But as nobody comes into the office on a Saturday, we've decided to just go for it today instead. pic.twitter.com/N49eMz60DW
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 31, 2017
Nigel Farage to host new TV game show #IWantMyCountryBack https://t.co/dLxPtMSuRt pic.twitter.com/IjRWy4O7rn
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) April 1, 2017
Donald Trump makes successful bid for London's 'Walkie Talkie' building https://t.co/DqluHlXA9l pic.twitter.com/KYCU84RVxr
— Huffington Post UK (@HuffPostUK) April 1, 2017
Gorilla learns to juggle jacket potatoes at zoo https://t.co/lwpFK5ccZ1
— Metro (@MetroUK) April 1, 2017
Budget airlines to offer discounted flights if you help clean the plane upon arrival https://t.co/itwAFJG5cu pic.twitter.com/fKgc3zvLnp
— Money Saving Expert (@MoneySavingExp) April 1, 2017
Move over Tangelo, it's time to meet the Banawberry! Hear more on Saturday Breakfast. pic.twitter.com/Lf2wX2EnVG
— BBC Radio Solent (@BBCRadioSolent) April 1, 2017
Introducing our brand new 70% Dark with Avocado- it’s seriously smooth & nutritious! #AvocadoChocolate pic.twitter.com/VEMhAx3sSD
— Divine Chocolate (@divinechocolate) April 1, 2017
Monorail above railway track between Woking and Waterloo will 'create a beautiful commuter experience' https://t.co/9eJjWSLGWA
— Get Surrey (@getsurrey) April 1, 2017
Always looking to innovate, #England7s have swapped rugby balls for ostrich eggs ahead of the HSBC London Sevens: https://t.co/opP1Yaot2z pic.twitter.com/UZTcdOAWJe
— England Rugby (@EnglandRugby) April 1, 2017
📢NEW SHOW: Celebrate @Twitter's greatest ever Tweets with orchestral and emojial accompaniment at #TwitterLive https://t.co/nsAthvXM0a
— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2017
Have you heard about the changes to #signs in the UK? #Brexit https://t.co/81SBrljdHZ pic.twitter.com/XuzUGi4jHc
— Stocksigns (@Stocksigns) April 1, 2017
Introducing our new range of #policecars … the Camo Cop Car! Not all policing is visible … #makingsurreysafer pic.twitter.com/mhQF18hueZ
— Surrey Police (@SurreyPolice) April 1, 2017
We’re delighted to launch NEW ‘Scratch & Sniff’ labels. Just scratch the @RedTractorFood logo to experience the Great British countryside! pic.twitter.com/bszTeugLVH
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) April 1, 2017
We’ve discovered a second chalk animal next to the world-famous Uffington White Horse. Here’s what we know so far: https://t.co/u9PiN7cMo7 pic.twitter.com/fOXkiOHTh9
— National Trust (@nationaltrust) April 1, 2017
Move over courgetti, we're excited to launch poodles – the world's first spiralized peas. Available in store until midday. pic.twitter.com/HKCnDpiDCB
— Sainsbury's (@sainsburys) April 1, 2017
Ever wondered what's inside a trig pillar? pic.twitter.com/3CyXrUQ6zI
— Ordnance Survey (@OrdnanceSurvey) April 1, 2017
Grazers often tell us, "We love your snacks, we just can't get them into our faces fast enough!" We've been working on that… 🤓🌰💥 pic.twitter.com/WRyokpB8Nl
— graze.com UK (@grazedotcom) April 1, 2017
BREAKING: Sadly I'm ill so won't be on @btsport today. Thanks to my mate @hollywills – stepping in to host her FIRST live football game👍🏻⚽️
— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) April 1, 2017
Got a big phone? @CPWTweets to stock thumb extenders in new range! https://t.co/aDRBeKPUMw pic.twitter.com/wmagSvzHZa
— Carphone Warehouse (@CPWTweets) April 1, 2017
Borrow My Doggy is launching Borrow My Micropig https://t.co/oiDGni2SBf pic.twitter.com/cLJglLYsRF
— Huffington Post UK (@HuffPostUK) April 1, 2017
By Georgio! Osborne takes new job as fashion designer https://t.co/MG0bZywuH5
— The Guardian (@guardian) April 1, 2017
George Osborne appointed artistic director of Shakespeare's Globe https://t.co/wMCKlU9Hv4 pic.twitter.com/59NVAjDxHy
— The Stage (@TheStage) April 1, 2017
We can't wait for this one! @Busted to play 5 day residency in Year 3000. Tickets on sale 12:01pm TODAY 🔥 pic.twitter.com/EYexc2ssD1
— The O2 (@TheO2) April 1, 2017
BA's new business plan: sell fewer seats on UK domestic flights https://t.co/9ksaTBZCzY
— The Independent (@Independent) April 1, 2017
She's a map-eater. And today, you can be one too.
Chomp the competition and share your high score with #MsPacMaps 💋👻🎀 @officialpacman pic.twitter.com/lSWvmj39DN
— Google Maps (@googlemaps) March 31, 2017
Meet #GoogleGnome. The smart yard is finally here → https://t.co/G75JHKIDD3 pic.twitter.com/90Pzn8Ev7Z
— Google (@Google) March 31, 2017
All you ever wanted. Introducing the limited Original BMW Unicorn Parts for the new #BMW #4series range. 🦄 pic.twitter.com/DzWjrZXtcT
— BMW (@BMW) April 1, 2017
PEOPLE OF THE UK! We have an important announcement regarding the name of our brand. #KremetoCream pic.twitter.com/3yNND7VdZU
— Krispy Cream UK (@krispykremeUK) March 30, 2017
(2/2) "… we will continue to monitor the dangers of our choristers singing too high near historic windows". pic.twitter.com/vTUNrvhqFp
— Romsey Abbey (@romseyabbey) April 1, 2017
We're rolling out RyDye technology at 60 Virgin Active clubs, where we will turn swimming pools into the exact shade of Ryan Gosling's eyes. pic.twitter.com/Wv5Kn83HyF
— Virgin Active UK (@VirginActiveUK) April 1, 2017
Is it a bird or is it a plane? We're announcing our new Dreambird 1417. Find out more at https://t.co/m60D6VzxEG #flapenergy #wingenvy pic.twitter.com/9db00XkRoT
— Virgin Atlantic (@VirginAtlantic) March 31, 2017
NEW PRODUCT ALERT: On your dog and bone? WiFi Walkies gives you WiFi wherever you and Fido go. Find out more. https://t.co/GwqHu00iS6 pic.twitter.com/frclMwr9Az
— Virgin Media (@virginmedia) April 1, 2017
Today we are excited to unleash our new Virgin Australia Canine Crew in a world first initiative. pic.twitter.com/d1GCIbd3qG
— Virgin Australia (@VirginAustralia) March 31, 2017
Introducing #TickInk– the contactless ticket you’re guaranteed never to lose. Learn more here: https://t.co/gby35GusJp pic.twitter.com/jLerdgRHNf
— Virgin Trains (@VirginTrains) April 1, 2017
After months of veg shortages, leading grocers have developed a new generation of mini fruit and veg to fill the gap https://t.co/sG6vhdUEic
— Which? (@WhichUK) April 1, 2017
We're the new sponsor of our local rugby team, Stanley RFC! Meet the team and find out how to get tickets: https://t.co/xQd3rUPW4T pic.twitter.com/BOpu9R5yXJ
— Cath Kidston (@Cath_Kidston) April 1, 2017
Pack your thermals because we’re incredibly proud to announce the first ever ski resort at sea, #PisteoftheSeas! ⛷️https://t.co/MAG2F3VS0T
— Royal Caribbean UK (@MyRoyalUK) April 1, 2017
#TicTac is about to launch a #Hummus flavored limited edition for #YomHaatzmaut in #TelAviv #WTF 😱 ► https://t.co/osw8hxeH6a pic.twitter.com/jdAqh1QLrL
— Happy in Tel Aviv (@happyintlv) March 31, 2017
Get rid of screen cracks with our new Cracked Screen Balm, making your phone feel shiny and new.
Coming soon. pic.twitter.com/c7cWjHVQIf
— giffgaff (@giffgaff) April 1, 2017
Give your feathered friends the ultimate bird bath, with the world’s FIRST EVER #bird hot tub! Perfect for cooler nights pic.twitter.com/EizvKOkc5V
— Wilko (@LoveWilko) April 1, 2017
Our Giant Pacific Octopus, Bev, has solved the Rubik's Cube in a world record time! pic.twitter.com/oCJnA8lNQA
— SEA LIFE Birmingham (@sealifebham) April 1, 2017
Be fashion forward and cutting edge at the same time in the new #TMobileONEsie. Technology has never felt so cozy. pic.twitter.com/9h7mDAao1Y
— T-Mobile📱 (@TMobile) March 31, 2017
BREAKING NEWS #dundee1st
Our new Penguin Studies MSc is now accepting applications 🐧🎉
Apply now: https://t.co/3RNtcYsPrj pic.twitter.com/iy0Z3vFNd9— University of Dundee (@dundeeuni) April 1, 2017
We're introducing a new range that's so cool it's ice cold! Our #SUBzero ice cream is coming to SUBWAY® stores soon… pic.twitter.com/gjWeCziiNx
— SUBWAY® UK & Ireland (@SUBWAYUKIreland) April 1, 2017
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doesn’t matter – you never have to answer the door again thanks to the #HeatwaveLetterbox https://t.co/Kn4yaOtrcW pic.twitter.com/Gpm9naM8mV
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) March 31, 2017
I'm excited to announce the launch of my newest pal, 'Meh-Mite'! A blander version of me that's impossible to love OR hate… pic.twitter.com/hxyftDSUSr
— Marmite (@marmite) April 1, 2017
UK to withdraw from Eurovision, BBC announces https://t.co/EI3LIy84Gy
— PinkNews (@PinkNews) April 1, 2017
So, Prince Harry has married Meghan Markle. Very low key. @DailyMail #news #headlines #Princeharry #meghanmarkle #royalwedding #aprilfool pic.twitter.com/E0Sxpfo05G
— Michael Rhodes (@migrhodes) April 1, 2017
Words are so last week. We know it's ALL about #emojis. So we're excited to reveal that BEANO is now an emoji-only comic! #SOBeano 😀😜😜💪😎 pic.twitter.com/gdrFzIKbep
— Beano (@BeanoOfficial) April 1, 2017
It's the end of an era as Poundland announces prices are going up https://t.co/MPE5Dzcri3 pic.twitter.com/TGDkv0SY7V
— The Sun (@TheSun) April 1, 2017
Hunt for 14-sided £1 coin worth £500K: Gold rush for rare pound – is it in your pocket? https://t.co/ngGc5WuLnD pic.twitter.com/Ad4bTh5WeB
— Daily Star (@Daily_Star) April 1, 2017
#netflixlive I'm dying 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kfsxj2RVU5
— Ambxr (@ambero529) April 1, 2017
Thanks to the @Telegraph for sharing this extraordinary breaking news! https://t.co/bbmuAeae8C #PolarBearSighting pic.twitter.com/ls3CBqwJ0b
— WWF UK (@wwf_uk) April 1, 2017
BREAKING: LARRY RETIRES
Larry has announced his retirement as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.
Statement expected shortly 😿#larryretires pic.twitter.com/iAtO2c5MYP— Evie the Cat (@HMCabinetCat) April 1, 2017
Piers Morgan to become President Donald Trump’s Showbusiness Advisor https://t.co/P7ugFPO4T6
— Metro (@MetroUK) April 1, 2017
— GermanEmbassyLondon (@GermanEmbassy) April 1, 2017
Third class standing-only train carriages reintroduced to ease overcrowding https://t.co/YbPpweFFoW
— i newspaper (@theipaper) April 1, 2017
Drumroll please…introducing #CremMate: the UK's first DIY #cremation system https://t.co/c4R2QJjZFG pic.twitter.com/1gFpixlVtA
— Funeralbooker (@funeralbooker) April 1, 2017
Brand new and exclusive to BBC Three. pic.twitter.com/7nBdbn0g7b
— BBC Three (@bbcthree) April 1, 2017
BIG NEWS! pic.twitter.com/5CI4z7JWXz
— Freeview (@FreeviewTV) April 1, 2017
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