Some of Graham Norton’s best Eurovision quotes 2017.
how it feels to be american rn #EUROVISION pic.twitter.com/la9Ihhdbna
— nataleigh (@natisnotlame) May 13, 2017
The past 12 months summed up in a screen-grab #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/pvC1xslnO9
— Ben Punter (@benpunter) May 13, 2017
The country the UK is most popular with in Europe is Australia #EuroVision
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) May 13, 2017
'Never Give Up On EU' #Eurovision 😭
— Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand) May 13, 2017
The UK is on the left hand side of the board.
We repeat: THE UK IS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE BOARD.#Eurovision— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 13, 2017
After a horse on a stepladder I didn't realise the drunk mooning Australian wasn't part of the interval act #Eurovison
— Ceri Webb (@cerilouise_87) May 13, 2017
If I was every other Eurovision country, I'd give the UK 12 points to make us win and pay for the show next year, as a Brexit gift.
— James Moran (@jamesmoran) May 13, 2017
Conservative Party announces plans to reduce net immigration by making Britain a terrible place to live.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) May 18, 2017
How we wish this gif of a parrot with some cartoon arms was longer…https://t.co/6iAMGxT9YX pic.twitter.com/UXfLl5aauU
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 17, 2017
Why is the BBC news website asking trivial questions about #TheGrandTour presenters when there's a general election on? Oh. Right. I seeee… pic.twitter.com/NTk0jj8lKt
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) May 17, 2017
— Tory_Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) May 17, 2017
Dear retailers: your financial woes are solveable by a nice dress with sleeves. https://t.co/wb0exHtBbk
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 17, 2017
After he gets impeached, trump is going to brag that he was the fastest president ever
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 17, 2017
Bad mental health day? You should read what @matthaig1 wishes other people told him about being mentally ill https://t.co/dQoRhazoWb pic.twitter.com/788KHU3zl9
— i newspaper (@theipaper) May 16, 2017
This "newspaper" is editted by a SITTING TORY MP. This isn't news. It's propoganda. pic.twitter.com/IQYOdldaap
— Rufus Hound 🌨 (@RufusHound) May 16, 2017
The world’s shortest international bridge is 3.2 meters long. It connects Spain and Portugal. (Image A. Hormigo) pic.twitter.com/w7DutBex2l
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 16, 2017
What do they think it needs to protect its eyes from? pic.twitter.com/Ll4uNkpM28
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 16, 2017
EVERY LEGEND HAS A BEGINNING. Watch the first (and amazing) trailer for #YoungSheldon! pic.twitter.com/wGEqHPTeGa
— Young Sheldon Fan (@YoungSheldonFan) May 17, 2017
One of those battles you're not gonna win pic.twitter.com/i9MdBU49Iv
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 19, 2017
If you missed the Labour manifesto launch, here’s a summary of their plans for the UK. pic.twitter.com/KqGs7PMW9n
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 16, 2017
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
— joe (@mutablejoe) November 26, 2016
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
NOT A COMPETITION RT @STPictures: Who won best dressed #bride ? Kate by Sarah Burton or #Pippa by Giles Deacon pic.twitter.com/BfNPAFWYQz
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 20, 2017
Three new pound coins stacked! (encouragement by @stecks @christianp) Totally not a waste of an afternoon. I predict four is impossible. pic.twitter.com/eq9w22h1eI
— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) May 20, 2017
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