Should I call an electrician or a plumber? pic.twitter.com/RoCtko8srO
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 4, 2017
at least they are somewhat honest….#DealoftheDay pic.twitter.com/bIu8bqUalE
— David Crowder (@crowdermusic) June 6, 2017
Quite something when you hear on news 'we won't be cowed by those who hate our way of life' & you don't know if they mean ISIS or Trump.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 6, 2017
Rather than crafting placards, I think we should enlarge Trump's London tweets so they're on camera everywhere he goes to 'show support.' https://t.co/BvpdfBzSiA
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 6, 2017
So not anything then. pic.twitter.com/9kQZY7xJXO
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 5, 2017
After 3 terrorist attacks, @realDonaldTrump uses his time in the Oval Office to attack @MayorofLondon. He is an embarrassment to America.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 5, 2017
World peace might be easier to solve than getting Oasis back together.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 4, 2017
Spotted during the #OneLoveManchester concert pic.twitter.com/xps1pSyd4P
— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) June 4, 2017
23-year-old Ariana Grande is showing more dignity & grace in the face of terrorism than the 70-year-old man supposedly leading the free word
— Caroline Siede (@CarolineSiede) June 4, 2017
This!!! pic.twitter.com/2FGszyaoAw
— Lynn Mildner (@LYNNMILDNER) June 4, 2017
Teach love not hate #PrayForLondon pic.twitter.com/0L93hntrik
— Anna McGarahan (@AnnaMcGarahan) June 4, 2017
There's never been a terrorist attack at a Widnes rugby league game. We are all armed with pies. Draw your own conclusions. https://t.co/KRW6uRt8Fh
— Kevin Mort (@KEVINMORT) June 4, 2017
There's never been a terrorist attack at a duck pond. Ducks all have beaks and webbed feet. Draw your own conclusions https://t.co/5PYohdaOQP
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) June 5, 2017
Dear Mr President @realDonaldTrump this is no way to treat an ally. Criticism in a tragedy & twisting words is beneath you sir. pic.twitter.com/l4WEtfXuih
— krish kandiah (@krishk) June 4, 2017
Dear NRA nuts telling us guns will help us: more Americans die from firearms every week than last 3 London terror attacks combined.
— John Niven (@NivenJ1) June 4, 2017
Should I call an electrician or a plumber? pic.twitter.com/RoCtko8srO
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 4, 2017
Elections are identical to Eurovision. A series of ridiculous, unbelievable acts, but the voting bit is fun.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 2, 2017
We pledge to sow 800k+ poppy seeds in the moat around the @TowerOfLondon. A permanent annual memorial will be seen every year #Manicfesto
— OFFICIAL M.R.L Party (@Official_MRLP) May 29, 2017
Choosing the wrong items for a meal deal and having to pay £10 for a bottle of water, a Sandwich and a twix #ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling pic.twitter.com/kFHmjnyEq6
— Louise Annette Smith (@LouiseAsmith) June 4, 2017
When they decided to change the cream egg recipe #ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling
— James Phelps (@James_Phelps) June 4, 2017
When they change the layout of the supermarket.#ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling pic.twitter.com/yvoRYr7sYR
— Jem (@only_pug) June 4, 2017
The price hike over this little chap 🐸 #ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling pic.twitter.com/e8hpH8wffW
— Kirsty (@MissHartx3) June 4, 2017
Love that #thingsthatleavebritainreeling is trending higher than the attack itself. Now THAT's what it means to be British
— AbandonedBear (@AbandonedBear) June 4, 2017
AMUSE polling station staff by poking a shirt out from behind the booth curtain and asking “Have you got this in a medium?” @GlennyRodge
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) June 8, 2017
Thinking of scrapping the election and the whole sodding lot of them with it and returning to Absolute Monarchy. Who's in? #GE2017
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 7, 2017
For the record, this is the first election in 40 years where the Prime Minister has not appeared to be interviewed on @BBCRadio2
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 7, 2017
In 7 General Elections as anchor @Channel4News, after weeks of requests,Theresa May is the first serving PM to refuse me an interview why?
— Jon Snow (@jonsnowC4) June 6, 2017
New York subway bans dogs unless they fit in a bag, so this happened https://t.co/P1zmk6j4Ys pic.twitter.com/Q5841hIC6q
— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 7, 2017
Here's the crowd outside BBC Broadcasting House cheering when UKIP was projected to get 0 #exitpoll pic.twitter.com/lCP7C8oYxu
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 8, 2017
Wife: "Hung Parliament? Theresa May must be running scared. You know, like a fox"
And that, right there, is why I'm happily married.
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) June 8, 2017
Does everyone else lie to the exit poll people just to keep it exciting?
— Martin Saunders 🤔 (@martinsaunders) June 8, 2017
When you vote it's important to remember that I'll still be in Downing Street tomorrow whoever wins, so don't sweat it too much.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 8, 2017
If Amber Rudd loses her seat, she should send Theresa May out in her place to hear the results. It’s only fair. #ElectionDay2017
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 8, 2017
COALITION OF CHAOS PLEASE THANK YOU!
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) June 8, 2017
Who’d have thought that avoiding debates and voters, mouthing an empty slogan, U-turning and not costing any policies would lose you seats?
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 8, 2017
Oh mate https://t.co/Bxw8jd1b2X
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 8, 2017
The worst news, is we've likely just started a prolonged & continuous period of campaigning for the next general election.Whenever it'll be
— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) June 9, 2017
Next time an interviewer asks "What's the worst thing you've done?" Theresa May will have a much better answer than "running through wheat"
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 9, 2017
She also had no intention of calling an election https://t.co/dND6oUEQsX
— Jonathan Bartley (@jon_bartley) June 9, 2017
To lose one Prime Minister to a reckless gamble on a completely unnecessary vote may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two…
— Adam Macqueen (@adam_macqueen) June 8, 2017
A Petition asking Govt to form cross-party group to negotiate Brexit deal. Anyone?
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) June 10, 2017
Amazing how post-op morphine plays with your brain: I just had a dream that Labour took Kensington.
— Giles Fraser (@giles_fraser) June 9, 2017
T May still shocks, talking about Tory MPs who 'didnt deserve' to lose their seats. Sorry sunshine, it's up to us, citizens, to decide that.
— mary beard (@wmarybeard) June 9, 2017
Dear Theresa, it's not the number of MPs that counts it's how you use them. You have to do more with less that's all 😂👏👍
— Police Community (@PolComForum) June 9, 2017
To be fair Theresa May warned of coalition of chaos propped up by extremist terrorist sympathisers. She just didn't say she'd be leading it.
— Liam Young (@liamyoung) June 9, 2017
So everyone says that the problem with PR is that you end up with lunatic fringe parties holding the balance of power. Whereas FPTP….
— Ian Stone (@iandstone) June 9, 2017
Even with mass tactical voting in support of the two biggest parties, our Parliament is again totally unrepresentative of votes cast. pic.twitter.com/RnIG8uSw14
— Make Votes Matter (@MakeVotesMatter) June 9, 2017
How can a man with such little hair have such crazy hair? #BBCelection
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