Churches to trial contactless collection plates.
What Christians say and what they mean.
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This is the most controversial ranking I've ever seen on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/mQLjgIFZEl— Criminelle Law (@CriminelleLaw) June 10, 2017
How? pic.twitter.com/29NEJglRRg
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 27, 2017
Paddington Bear is a brilliant story about an immigrant trying to find a new home in a strange country. RIP Michael Bond you fantastic human
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 28, 2017
If I look in the mirror and think i'm handsome is that an optical delusion?
— John Archer (@TheArchini) June 28, 2017
How to change someone else's toaster settings:
1. Don't
2. Seriously, leave it alone— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 27, 2017
A reminder: John Major has said this deal with the DUP risks undermining the peace process. May et al happy to take that risk.
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 26, 2017
Theresa May June 2017: "There is no magic money tree"
Theresa May also June 2017: "I have a billion pounds to the first party that help me"— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 26, 2017
20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.#HarryPotter20
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 26, 2017
Working through new book taking advice of writer I can't remember (Leonard?) and deleting first sentence of each par. Nearly always works.
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) June 26, 2017
This is a great, silly joke, further elevated to brilliance by the replies. And the replies to the replies. https://t.co/gh85YI1RlQ
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 26, 2017
You have never sat in parliament yet have sat on BBC's Question Time THIRTY-FIVE TIMES. https://t.co/mSjT5XllJ5
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 25, 2017
When someone takes five pictures with a drone and stitches them together
(via @Uber_Pix, Essif) pic.twitter.com/tOWM0ttcDt
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 25, 2017
Nick Grimshaw just called Glastonbury "probably the most vegan friendly place on earth!". It's a dairy farm mate.
— Thom Archer (@thomarcher) June 25, 2017
Wonder if the country is broken? The ruling party gave another party a one billion pound bribe and just voted against giving money to nurses
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 28, 2017
Agreed. pic.twitter.com/EWRtx48vn4
— Fun Signs & Graffiti (@SignsFun) June 28, 2017
Govt: We must do everything to honour our emergency service workers
Labour:Give them a pay rise
Govt: No we meant the other everything— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 28, 2017
— Susanna Reid (@susannareid100) June 27, 2017
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