Internet highlights – w/c 2nd July 2017

8 07 2017

America. #IndependenceDay pic.twitter.com/xOaG7zXuyx

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) July 4, 2017

“A book worth reading only in childhood is not worth reading even then.”#CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) July 4, 2017

Excuses for “Sleeping” in Church https://t.co/ODOoZPiosc pic.twitter.com/6DD0P3AMfG

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) July 4, 2017

I've just realized that there's no real reason that the alphabet needs to be in order and I don't think I'll sleep tonight

— Riles (@rileykayw) July 4, 2017

It would appear some of us are still "it" from our childhood game of tag

— Fí (@Ctrl_Alt_Indie) July 4, 2017

This says it all. pic.twitter.com/A8OJdfewPp

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 3, 2017

I enjoy Wimbledon, but the lifeguards seem both overdressed and unnecessary. pic.twitter.com/X8xrmXWMqu

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 3, 2017

Austerity is hitting government departments so hard that they can apparently only afford one comma… https://t.co/NyNdME3WwL

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 3, 2017

'Queuing'… I said 'queuing' 😬
Well spotted by @james_seber this morning @BBCBreakfast pic.twitter.com/ZfLfqMFL3a

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) July 3, 2017

I don't benefit from Michael Gove's £130 elephant lamps but he still thought it important that I paid for them pic.twitter.com/h8CHEuZ3Hs

— Eve Livingston (@eve_rebecca) July 2, 2017

When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.

— Aimee (@Mimiification) July 1, 2017

In local news. pic.twitter.com/978ar8opOd

— Slow News Day (@SlowSlownews) July 3, 2017

Handshake of the Year 2017:pic.twitter.com/wn5lq32dWx

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 6, 2017

Donald Trump's speech yesterday on the 'threat to the west' was like a tumour giving a lecture on cancer.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 7, 2017

Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Better get some.

Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 46 tins of tomatoes.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 6, 2017

The eyes have it!https://t.co/TMeP1m4ilh #G20 pic.twitter.com/jPIpvbfn9X

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) July 7, 2017

"Ok let's hear from the 'Didn't really win their elections' table" pic.twitter.com/UD8igAWHU8

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 8, 2017

BBC bosses defend not revealing Peter Capaldi’s replacement, saying that post-Brexit it’s just impossible to attract doctors.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) July 4, 2017

The NHS is 69 today. It's getting old, it's vulnerable, it's not being cared for. It needs treating. It needs saving. Don't let the NHS die.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 5, 2017

Here’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s “true form”https://t.co/UEeF9YTi5C pic.twitter.com/irjb0ryLmQ

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 5, 2017

TENNIS PLAYERS.
Have a quick snack between each point by using this as a sweatband. (via @joeheenan) pic.twitter.com/TeO6MEkh5I

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 7, 2017