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On behalf of visually-impaired people everywhere, watching #Wimbledon is so much easier if one player wears a hat and the other doesn't.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 11, 2017

Always pray to have eyes that see the best, a heart that forgives the worst, a mind that forgets the bad, and a soul that never loses faith.

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) July 10, 2017

People were created to be loved Things were created to be used. The world is in chaos because things are being loved & people are being used

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) July 9, 2017

The brain is amazing it recalls lyrics to songs you haven't heard in years and also I just spent 5mins looking for keys that were in my hand

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 9, 2017

Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one. pic.twitter.com/tKNgT6usi6

— Shelley Zhang (@shelzhang) July 10, 2017

How to start a diet:
1. Do it tomorrow
2. Wake up and repeat step 1

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 8, 2017

Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"

— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017

Despite the negative NHS stories, it remains the most accessible health system in the world – RT if you want to hear more positives pic.twitter.com/5CiQs2ZAxz

— NHS Million (@NHSMillion) July 7, 2017

She can move in any direction you know… pic.twitter.com/jN3dUJwZz7

— James (@Jimbobaroo) July 6, 2017

Happy birthday, @Malala! ❤️
You continue to be an inspiration to girls and women around the world pic.twitter.com/BIq6MvtI8Y

— ONE (@ONECampaign) July 12, 2017

He may have lost, but Murray not letting casual sexism go:
Q. Sam is the first US player to reach a major sf since 2009.
AM: Male player.

— Eleanor Crooks (@EleanorcrooksPA) July 12, 2017

"What millennial article shall we write today?"
"Ok, Millennials hate.." *opens dictionary, points at random word* "Oceans"
"Those bastards"

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 12, 2017

A few weeks after Parcel Post in the US began, an Ohio couple posted their 8-month-old son to his grandmother, who lived a few miles away

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 12, 2017

Indiana Jones and the… pic.twitter.com/JB3GD1RdIE

— Matt Oakley (@MattOakleyMojo) July 12, 2017

There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. pic.twitter.com/4aOzmSGoGp

— Ferdanko (@623fer) July 9, 2017

Dar es Salaam, with10 times the population of Liverpool and soon to be a global mega-city, described by the UK Mail as 'a fishing village'. https://t.co/Z3XibPZAwo

— Chris Howles (@ChrisHowles) July 13, 2017

new star of British sport, Johanna Konta is australian born of hungarian parents tennis trained in Barcelona. But who needs free movement?

— Borja García (he/him) 🇪🇺 (@DrBorjaGarcia) July 11, 2017

When @andy_murray corrects a journalist's "casual sexism"https://t.co/u6z3lqf6H2 #Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/Jgj9tjifUd

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) July 13, 2017

Why does it look like Donald Trump has just bought the knicker factory on Coronation Street pic.twitter.com/ZLKAIBPEDD

— David ✨ (@betbinch) July 13, 2017

92 years old. Collapses while building houses for the poor

Since 1984 has built or renovated almost 4000 homes

THAT's a President https://t.co/QMR7ionf04

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) July 13, 2017

Presumably good at helping people stay alive. pic.twitter.com/xvj0jF3lJh

— Andrew Dennison (@CharlieBeatnik) July 14, 2017

M. Cilic is the first ever Wimbledon finalist with a name entirely made up of Roman Numerals #Wimbledon

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 14, 2017

#recap Early entries for the Comedy Wildlife Awards suggest 2017 will be another superb yearhttps://t.co/GPd9snoj7n pic.twitter.com/rHTD7ZFVcL

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 15, 2017