Little brothers officially naughtier than their big sisters.
How to survive a Christian festival.
On behalf of visually-impaired people everywhere, watching #Wimbledon is so much easier if one player wears a hat and the other doesn't.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 11, 2017
Always pray to have eyes that see the best, a heart that forgives the worst, a mind that forgets the bad, and a soul that never loses faith.
— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) July 10, 2017
Next time someone calls me lazy i'll show them this video pic.twitter.com/oKVSyH4Y6C
— Danny (@R9Rai) July 10, 2017
Cannibalism. pic.twitter.com/8jC9x8Ixul
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) July 9, 2017
People were created to be loved Things were created to be used. The world is in chaos because things are being loved & people are being used
— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) July 9, 2017
The brain is amazing it recalls lyrics to songs you haven't heard in years and also I just spent 5mins looking for keys that were in my hand
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 9, 2017
This is why I have trust issues. pic.twitter.com/IQM6an1X5y
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) July 9, 2017
Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one. pic.twitter.com/tKNgT6usi6
— Shelley Zhang (@shelzhang) July 10, 2017
How to start a diet:
1. Do it tomorrow
2. Wake up and repeat step 1— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 8, 2017
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017
Despite the negative NHS stories, it remains the most accessible health system in the world – RT if you want to hear more positives pic.twitter.com/5CiQs2ZAxz
— NHS Million (@NHSMillion) July 7, 2017
She can move in any direction you know… pic.twitter.com/jN3dUJwZz7
— James (@Jimbobaroo) July 6, 2017
Happy birthday, @Malala! ❤️
You continue to be an inspiration to girls and women around the world pic.twitter.com/BIq6MvtI8Y— ONE (@ONECampaign) July 12, 2017
He may have lost, but Murray not letting casual sexism go:
Q. Sam is the first US player to reach a major sf since 2009.
AM: Male player.— Eleanor Crooks (@EleanorcrooksPA) July 12, 2017
"What millennial article shall we write today?"
"Ok, Millennials hate.." *opens dictionary, points at random word* "Oceans"
"Those bastards"— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 12, 2017
A few weeks after Parcel Post in the US began, an Ohio couple posted their 8-month-old son to his grandmother, who lived a few miles away
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) July 12, 2017
Indiana Jones and the… pic.twitter.com/JB3GD1RdIE
— Matt Oakley (@MattOakleyMojo) July 12, 2017
There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. pic.twitter.com/4aOzmSGoGp
— Ferdanko (@623fer) July 9, 2017
Dar es Salaam, with10 times the population of Liverpool and soon to be a global mega-city, described by the UK Mail as 'a fishing village'. https://t.co/Z3XibPZAwo
— Chris Howles (@ChrisHowles) July 13, 2017
this will put a smile on your face pic.twitter.com/ju9YVHtbxL
— Cutest Animals Ever (@CUTEST_ANlMALS) July 11, 2017
new star of British sport, Johanna Konta is australian born of hungarian parents tennis trained in Barcelona. But who needs free movement?
— Borja García (@DrBorjaGarcia) July 11, 2017
My superpower is being invisible to waiters.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 12, 2017
When @andy_murray corrects a journalist's "casual sexism"https://t.co/u6z3lqf6H2 #Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/Jgj9tjifUd
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) July 13, 2017
Why does it look like Donald Trump has just bought the knicker factory on Coronation Street pic.twitter.com/ZLKAIBPEDD
— david. 🌹 (@theboywhoslept) July 13, 2017
92 years old. Collapses while building houses for the poor
Since 1984 has built or renovated almost 4000 homes
THAT's a President https://t.co/QMR7ionf04
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) July 13, 2017
Presumably good at helping people stay alive. pic.twitter.com/xvj0jF3lJh
— Andrew Dennison (@CharlieBeatnik) July 14, 2017
M. Cilic is the first ever Wimbledon finalist with a name entirely made up of Roman Numerals #Wimbledon
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 14, 2017
You had one job! pic.twitter.com/vKKNJQLgK3
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) July 15, 2017
#recap Early entries for the Comedy Wildlife Awards suggest 2017 will be another superb yearhttps://t.co/GPd9snoj7n pic.twitter.com/rHTD7ZFVcL
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 15, 2017
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