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Whoever looks after the league tables for Google either loves Bournemouth or hates the alphabet. pic.twitter.com/bjkDqJxDYi

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) August 6, 2017

#facebooknews

She's not happy: she's stupid. pic.twitter.com/8aZH9yUxeQ

— sometimes angry (@sometimes_angry) August 27, 2016

.@BBCSimonMcCoy providing all the enthusiasm this story about surfing dogs deserves. pic.twitter.com/FsG8TOj5iF

— Chris Gray (@ChrisGSGray) August 7, 2017

Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/YdGWXaahsG

— Crap Local News (@CrapLocalNews) August 7, 2017

My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold https://t.co/Yiv2MMZHFt

— Alan White (@aljwhite) August 6, 2017

#recap A pilot had to spend 17 hours testing a new engine, so he did thishttps://t.co/qK92vwStWs pic.twitter.com/i7pRFHkN5f

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 6, 2017

A good lesson here kids; life ain't a fairytale and sometimes the cheating, drug addled egotist wins #London2017

— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) August 5, 2017

USAIN BOLT

it is hard to think
there'll ever be
a better sprinter

he runs out faster
than the toner
that's in my printer

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) August 5, 2017

The 1st BBC weather forecast, 1949. They might just have well kept that screen up forever and saved money. pic.twitter.com/4pLPuIO1Sq

— Christopher Fowler (@Peculiar) August 5, 2017

GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: the world’s first floating wind farm is coming to Scotland https://t.co/6qigdQmYLx

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 8, 2017

For me anxiety at its heart is a compulsion to be 'ready' by mentally rehearsing every worst case scenario, all the time. It's a joy theif.

— Emily Leary (@EmilyLearyCooks) August 8, 2017

As it’s #InternationalCatDay here, again, is my favourite guilty cat gif. pic.twitter.com/J3gu11N9wt

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 8, 2017

Watching Dunkirk yesterday, I was struck by how much it was a film about the proper management of queues. A truly British war movie.

— Alastair Roberts (@zugzwanged) August 7, 2017

Have you done something at work which has required a sign to be put up? Something along these lines…? Tweet me! pic.twitter.com/DsH5HUaKLj

— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) August 11, 2017

Trump's National Security briefings should all be fictional countries, he'll never know & that way we'll only end up nuking Narnia & Agrabar

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) August 4, 2016

Proofreading this book couldn't have been that hard?! pic.twitter.com/9RMYwdVFqd

— Daniel🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ (@DannyDutch) August 10, 2017

Kids with August birthdays, I appreciate now you probably hate being youngest in the year but you'll love it when you're last to turn 40.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 9, 2017

Couldn't find mobile.
Rang mobile to try and locate it.
Found mobile.
Thought 'Ooh, a missed call'
Yes, from me. Idiot.
Every. Single. Time.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 9, 2017

Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2017

Beach body ready #britishsummertime pic.twitter.com/xe2TGDr4h1

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) August 9, 2017

! Chumbawamba 3:16 https://t.co/7MFMzyl095

— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) August 9, 2017

There is a good chance that at some point Trump grew a heart, went back in time, and used his twitter to warn us from the past https://t.co/C5zwbPn8PT

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 8, 2017

I’m really not enjoying the season finale of planet Earth. #Trump

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 8, 2017

Loving Hero the Hedgehog at the World championships athletics London pic.twitter.com/PkDyuCbM9f

— Sonia ❤️ (@SoniaevansSonia) August 9, 2017

Hero the Hedgehog is cracking me up tonight. 😂😂 Almost as entertaining as the athletics. #London2017 #WorldAthleticsChampionships #Hero pic.twitter.com/Lvmwhv6Imf

— Nina Massey (@ninamasseyPA) August 8, 2017

"Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?" – Corrie ten Boom #Pray365 #prayer

— Youth for Christ (@BritishYFC) August 11, 2017

One of most controversial graphics I've seen. From Adam Higgins in real meal deal talk on FB. Don't hate me man, I think this messed up too pic.twitter.com/N7hjNMv4gK

— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) August 11, 2017