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youtube comments aren't all bad i guess pic.twitter.com/vndPAsjVqw

— Seb FoxAllen (@purpledocket) June 20, 2014

OMG, you guys. We've been doing queues all wrong. THIS is how to queue: pic.twitter.com/wUAuSO4IxB

— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) February 22, 2013

Theresa May Condemnation Guide:

Cadbury's not saying "Easter egg" > CONDEMN MERCILESSLY

Trump defending Nazis > SAY NOTHING, it's fine

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 16, 2017

Am I supposed to be upset by this Big Ben fiasco?..really?.when so much other stuff is going on that is truly frightening and awful?

— Alice Arnold (@alicearnold1) August 16, 2017

Stop looking for a perfect church. It does not exist. Join an imperfect church and serve in every way you can to make it nearer perfection.

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) August 15, 2017

Apollo Astronauts couldn’t get life insurance. They made their own by autographing cards to be sold by their families if they didn’t return.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 15, 2017

At what age does he become Ryan Goose?

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 15, 2017

I once challenged @RealDonaldTrump's ratings & he tweeted me in 15 minutes. It took him 3 days to say the KKK is bad. Sorry, it's too late.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) August 14, 2017

Suffolk Council changing the name of 'cat's eyes' to 'road studs' because some visitors think we are actually mutilating felines 🙄🙄🙄

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) August 14, 2017

This church gets it.👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/NLOCq62ibv

— I. H. Laking (@IHLaking) August 13, 2017

It's a clock. https://t.co/BgPELFRLsD

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 16, 2017

And they pay taxes and heal our sick and what would it be like without them. https://t.co/udaImT88PU

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) August 16, 2017

A group of kittens is called a KINDLE. pic.twitter.com/yZl59bGUvN

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 14, 2017

Brutal cartoon from @guardian. pic.twitter.com/dydsPSzRqO

— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) August 14, 2017

I just signed-off an email with "Yours coscerely × tancerely". I fear I may have become a parody of myself.

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) August 15, 2017

WHY IS THERE NO AUTOCORRECT FUNCTION WHEN YOU TYPE IN CAPS? IT'S AS IF SMARTPHONE MAKERS THOUGHT, 'THEY'RE ANGRY. BETTER LEAVE THEM TO IT'

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 15, 2017

Ladies and gents, I present to you a genuine spurious correlation between biscuit sales and UK Church decline! Possibly my best work ever. pic.twitter.com/djnY5B7wjk

— Phoebe Hill (@phoebethompson_) August 15, 2017

Maybe because it's a landline? pic.twitter.com/hCNXRENF59

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 13, 2017

Terrorism is still terrorism if it is white people.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 12, 2017

The president has been more directly critical of TV hosts, cable news, actresses, comedy shows, & the intelligence community than of nazis.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) August 12, 2017

Where do you see yourself in a year? pic.twitter.com/yWKdXbkI03

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 12, 2017

Well, who's church is it? pic.twitter.com/DGKz1KNVFi

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 12, 2017

tag urself pic.twitter.com/5NOy0vZhYa

— kalli (@aurelianrabbit) August 11, 2017

Dear friends older than 37: You don't have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free.

— barton swaim (@bartonswaim) August 17, 2017

Star Trek: The Next Generation Game – as requested by Martyn Huyton-Berry pic.twitter.com/W38CGihoQ3

— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) August 17, 2017

I'm just putting this out there – a recording of Alan Partridge shouting "Dan!!" to replace the Big Ben chimes.

— Jason (@NickMotown) August 17, 2017

Laughter can reduce production of the stress hormone, lower blood sugar & boost our immune system.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 18, 2017

The Trump administration has fired and hired so many people that's its basically the racist sugababes of politics

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 18, 2017

This map will make Scottish people proud https://t.co/xkZpc6WFJL pic.twitter.com/st4GTOHVx5

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 18, 2017