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Donald Trump is the 4 horrible kids from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory rolled into 1 with the hand size and skin shade of an Oompa Loompa.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 14, 2017

There's a theory that Melania is being played by an impersonator and left Trump weeks ago https://t.co/TuDTIdVUlP pic.twitter.com/90KL4UqM2k

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 14, 2017

Bookmarking this to save time when we're huddled in the fallout shelter & my kids want to know how America could have fired their nukes pic.twitter.com/xv3imjYkBU

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 13, 2017

The boyfriends and girlfriends of Instagram are comparing the brutally different captions they use on couple photos https://t.co/jA6WBj1LPW

— indy100 (@indy100) October 13, 2017

NHS told it is “sleepwalking into winter crisis”, leaving many doctors envious it’s getting some sleep.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 13, 2017

Buses in south England trial ‘horseshoe seats’ to encourage passengers to talk to each other https://t.co/CssVzRBNoa pic.twitter.com/FGhf9oPDse

— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 13, 2017

I mean, Kennedy was shot in the head, but ok. pic.twitter.com/ZkDYZyzGiA

— same name at bsky (@bookofruthless) October 11, 2017

In a single square inch of human skin there are twenty feet of blood vessels, 1,300 nerve cells and 100 sweat glands.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 13, 2017

The Queen allows Prince Charles to take on more royal duties, but only if he tidies his room and puts all the toys away.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 12, 2017

I've spent far too long today wondering if dogs from different countries understand each other or if they all bark in different languages.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 12, 2017

As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds

— tomwalker.bsky.social (@tomwalkerisgood) October 11, 2017

'Best single paragraph horror story I've seen' goes viral https://t.co/lcuq7bu9yE pic.twitter.com/84HNRs20Oy

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 9, 2017

European Union's Chief Brexit Negotiator Michel Barnier has warned Britain that leaving the EU is "not a game"

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) October 10, 2017

Guys I just plugged a USB lead in the right way up first time around how's your day going?

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) October 10, 2017

Donald Trump just took credit for inventing the word "fake." https://t.co/CqJ65iynL6 pic.twitter.com/sgKlIcQ7yN

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 8, 2017

Care about geometry? Believe there is a difference bewteen hexagons and pentagons? Petition the UK Govt for change! https://t.co/gssE0JzCEK pic.twitter.com/8S7Sj1fcGX

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) October 7, 2017

I’m still amused that the BBC iPlayer volume goes up to 11.

— Steve Doherty 🐐 (@SteveDoherty1) October 6, 2017

“My dad likes reading so I got him a Kindle for is birthday. He’s using it as a bookmark.”https://t.co/eVpj06C9IJ pic.twitter.com/heiqNbKo4M

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 9, 2017

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford. pic.twitter.com/sXGnpU1KWQ

— Malala Yousafzai (@Malala) October 9, 2017

One tweet from 2014…another tweeted today…same photo… pic.twitter.com/Xf1MUcA9YQ

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) October 8, 2017

Because Mercury spins more slowly than the Earth, but is three times closer to the Sun, its days are twice as long as its years.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 6, 2017