Strong cartoon from @NYDailyNews… pic.twitter.com/hqGleTsqGc
— Paul McNamara (@PGMcNamara) November 9, 2017
Lass I know on Facebook has just discovered @realDonaldTrump in her dogs ear. pic.twitter.com/mEsjdZRHfC
— Unlikely Lad (@doddsy1975) November 4, 2017
Analysis of data from OECD: UK now the only major economy where workers get poorer as the economy gets richer. pic.twitter.com/Rt7k6IdNEk
— Patrick J L Davies (@pjld86) November 5, 2017
Seems, explicitly & implicitly, that the Prayers half gets a lot more stick than the Thoughts. Which strikes me as the wrong way round tbh.
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) November 6, 2017
Best typo 2017 pic.twitter.com/Bun6uc5Ahq
— Polly Smith (@plantypal) November 4, 2017
My #ThoughtsAndPrayers: "Dear God, please help these families heal their immeasurable pain; make Congress take action against gun violence."
— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) November 6, 2017
I hope the tax dodging cast members of Mrs Brown's Boys are ashamed of what they've done. And also for the tax dodging.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 6, 2017
Donald Trump says guns not the problem. So what does the US have these other countries don't? https://t.co/r7x1m3mVR9 pic.twitter.com/Qg3NfHmqsu
— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 7, 2017
Start your reverse advent calendar now to help foodbanks this Christmashttps://t.co/jeMpjPRH1d pic.twitter.com/9EjIpDQCZx
— i newspaper (@theipaper) November 7, 2017
I’d like to formally distance myself from the Foreign Secretary. I came here to catch mice, not work with someone who make dogs look smart. pic.twitter.com/yc0eWbyLA7
— Palmerston the Cat (@PalmerstonFOCat) November 7, 2017
But. That’s. What. Twitter. Is. For. https://t.co/GpHFzAvwVE
— (((Molly Jong⚡️Fast))) (@MollyJongFast) November 7, 2017
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there is actually still a lim
— Waterstones (@Waterstones) November 8, 2017
Have you ever wondered how paperclips are made? pic.twitter.com/Km89aAAWE5
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 8, 2017
You know just because you've got 280 characters doesn't mean you have to use 280 characters.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 8, 2017
‘I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.’
– Blaise Pascal(shortly after the introduction of #280characters) pic.twitter.com/oTXbA9sjia
— Waterstones (@Waterstones) November 8, 2017
Twitter’s destroyed its USP. The whole point, for me, was how inventive people could be within that concise framework. #Twitter280characters
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 8, 2017
"Perfect British seating at the train station this morning"https://t.co/P6LDjNt2qG pic.twitter.com/yaQ0X0RfgF
— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 8, 2017
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 8, 2017
[reasons you dislike people in real life]
– they are rude
– they are unkind
– they are obnoxious[reasons you dislike people in an office]
– they sneeze weird
– they open a window
– they type too loud— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) November 9, 2017
The great thing is we know Doctor Who fans won't overact in any way whatsoever to a single still photo that tells them virtually nothing about the new series.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) November 9, 2017
1. Dreadful acoustic cover of a song at least a decade old.
2. Cherubic infant sad at first then happy by the end.
3. Snow, probably.
4. Candles, probably.
5. It will be excessively long for an advert for a shop that literally everyone is already aware of. #guessthejohnlewisad— Fatpete (@fatpete_86) November 8, 2017
Two mouse brothers. Or sisters (diversity) are best friends. Shots of them scampering.
One gets caught in a trap and back legs get broken (sad music).
Pan to other mouse thinking hard.
Christmas morning. Mouse unwraps tiny roller skates for back legs.
— Imogen Turner (@ImogenTweets) November 8, 2017
Lights twinkle in a snow-covered High Street. Jessie J sings a slow cover of Depeche Mode's People are People. Poor children stare longingly at John Lewis window display as a posh mum steps over a homeless man to buy a festive Duchy organic biscuit tin. #guessthejohnlewisad
— Rachel (@racybearhold) November 8, 2017
#guessthejohnlewisad Theresa May sat on her own next to a Xmas tree 🎄 with a mince pie doing a jigsaw of Europe and there is a piece missing and it's England to the tune 🎶 of yesterday by the Beatles
— Steven John Hampson (@StevenJohnHamp1) November 8, 2017
John Lewis – killing monsters with ambient lighting since 1864. So who is the real monster here?
— Brigantian in Exile (@Wenxue2222) November 10, 2017
I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) November 10, 2017
Buster The Boxer calls his agent, livid. "A monster under the bed?" He shouts. "A CGI MONSTER UNDER THE BED? I SPENT 8 MONTHS LEARNING HOW TO BOUNCE ON A TRAMPOLINE, JEFF.” #MozTheMonster
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 10, 2017
Happiness is Christopher Plummer trending, but not for dying or groping.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 9, 2017
The Danish for ‘mullet’ is Bundesligahår, meaning ‘the hair of a German football player’.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 10, 2017
Today in repulsive Scottish news, a Dunblane butcher has created a sausage baby in honour of Andy Murray's second child. https://t.co/zIFWYcZSnw pic.twitter.com/p6Sl9hV2Tq
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) November 9, 2017
Is this a parody account? https://t.co/FfJrEwpcZJ
— graham norton (@grahnort) November 10, 2017
'I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth… rocks.’ ALBERT EINSTEIN
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 10, 2017
Do you ever get the feeling that we think we have a big rivalry with the Germans and they don’t really care? #ENGGER
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 10, 2017
Official tennis ceremony branded 'a disgrace' after players were made to choose models to reveal opponents https://t.co/CCM3jdxyqb
— The Independent (@Independent) November 6, 2017
If you find twitter a bit much at the moment and want a laugh, there are TONS of them in the replies to this tweet. https://t.co/5AHvxLf8DY
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) November 11, 2017
Not sure if it's appropriate to compare but fewer people by some way seem to want Prince Charles as King than think either Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn would be best UK prime minister.
— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) November 11, 2017
Watching Blue Planet II in the bath for a fully immersive experience
— Greg James (@gregjames) November 11, 2017
Woking is 11% golf course.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 11, 2017
Unpopular opinion: The mass evangelistic events of the 20th century did as much harm as good because they tricked a lot of people into thinking they were Christians simply because they repeated a prayer without ever teaching them anything about true discipleship.
— Thomas Horrocks (@thomaslhorrocks) November 10, 2017
This pic.twitter.com/37De9QTJ22
— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) November 11, 2017
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