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This week Jeremy Hunt refused to move from the Department of Health. Instead he was given increased responsibility. He was rewarded for failing. Why? pic.twitter.com/wkq1kOvOFJ

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 11, 2018

I agree with Nigel.

— Nick Clegg (@nickclegg) January 11, 2018

JANUARY MOTIVATION:

If they can make nine hundred and four Fast & Furious films*, you can make it through today.

*Estimated figure. Actual number may be much higher.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 11, 2018

I spent the afternoon ruminating on why there aren't more people called Chesney: and then the realisation hit me…

— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) January 12, 2018

In the 19th and early 20th centuries, having all your teeth removed and replaced with false ones was a popular 21st-birthday present.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 10, 2018

Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily Mail on moral grounds, says billionaire who sued the NHS. pic.twitter.com/8o7b59mwc0

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 9, 2018

The news you’ve all been waiting for#CabinetReshuffle pic.twitter.com/DZI2djJm3w

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 8, 2018

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

— Dr Matt Winning (@mattwinning) January 4, 2018

Baby Jesus… redefining "stable genius" since 4AD

— Rev Sally Hitchiner (@SallyHitchiner) January 6, 2018

Just seen that 'The Donald' has cancelled his trip over here.

Unrelated note, does anyone want 400 eggs?

#TrumpVisit

— Dave (@davechannel) January 12, 2018

Donald Trump cancelling London visit is devastating blow for business, says Egg Marketing Board.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 12, 2018

Because I found out that Clinton has a card shop there.#ICancelledMyTripToLondon

— Elric Cadwallader (@LifeOfElric) January 12, 2018

Tell the truth – you're not sure you know how to work the big scissors….

Jog on, Don. https://t.co/z11wvUojEl

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) January 12, 2018

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Piccadilly Circus doesn't even have clowns. FAKE NEWS!

— Rachael Eyre (@Alrightpunk) January 12, 2018

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I found that Paddington bear is an undocumented migrant from Peru pic.twitter.com/rPCEIGdlEu

— Ghosted G (@g_ghosted) January 12, 2018

When you hear somebody say, "Nothing good can come from that sh*thole"…
just remember that's exactly what they said about Nazareth.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) January 12, 2018

"This pumped up pompous popinjay has put UK's main investment relationship at risk" says pumped up pompous popinjay who put UK's main trade relationship at risk. pic.twitter.com/X5tjIos3QG

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 12, 2018

“Donald Trump is clearly out of his mind… I think he’s betraying a quite stupefying ignorance that makes him frankly unfit to hold the office of President of the United States” – Boris “Popinjay” Johnson, 2015 https://t.co/amo07M5NLv

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 12, 2018