Ideas for “Quiet Times” in 2018.
This week Jeremy Hunt refused to move from the Department of Health. Instead he was given increased responsibility. He was rewarded for failing. Why? pic.twitter.com/wkq1kOvOFJ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 11, 2018
I agree with Nigel.
— Nick Clegg (@nick_clegg) January 11, 2018
JANUARY MOTIVATION:
If they can make nine hundred and four Fast & Furious films*, you can make it through today.
*Estimated figure. Actual number may be much higher.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 11, 2018
I spent the afternoon ruminating on why there aren't more people called Chesney: and then the realisation hit me…
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) January 12, 2018
Death is the one certain fact of life. Stories give children not just an escape from reality, but the tools to handle it. To read about death can help a child who will face a similar grief. It can give them strength. https://t.co/qkAT4vZ3w9
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 9, 2018
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, having all your teeth removed and replaced with false ones was a popular 21st-birthday present.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 10, 2018
Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily Mail on moral grounds, says billionaire who sued the NHS. pic.twitter.com/8o7b59mwc0
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) January 9, 2018
Men cry. They have tear ducts and lacrimal glands just like other human beings. A man crying is no different from a woman crying. It's natural. Gender roles are toxic when they don't even allow an outlet for pain. Cry, men. Cry your hearts out.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 9, 2018
The news you’ve all been waiting for#CabinetReshuffle pic.twitter.com/DZI2djJm3w
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 8, 2018
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break
— Matt Winning (@mattywin85) January 4, 2018
Baby Jesus… redefining "stable genius" since 4AD
— Rev Sally Hitchiner (@SallyHitchiner) January 6, 2018
Just seen that 'The Donald' has cancelled his trip over here.
Unrelated note, does anyone want 400 eggs?
— Dave (@davechannel) January 12, 2018
Donald Trump cancelling London visit is devastating blow for business, says Egg Marketing Board.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) January 12, 2018
Because I found out that Clinton has a card shop there.#ICancelledMyTripToLondon
— Elric Cadwallader (@LifeOfElric) January 12, 2018
Tell the truth – you're not sure you know how to work the big scissors….
Jog on, Don. https://t.co/z11wvUojEl
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Piccadilly Circus doesn't even have clowns. FAKE NEWS!
— Rachael Eyre (@Alrightpunk) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I found that Paddington bear is an undocumented migrant from Peru pic.twitter.com/rPCEIGdlEu
— Ghosted G (@g_ghosted) January 12, 2018
When you hear somebody say, "Nothing good can come from that sh*thole"…
just remember that's exactly what they said about Nazareth.— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) January 12, 2018
"This pumped up pompous popinjay has put UK's main investment relationship at risk" says pumped up pompous popinjay who put UK's main trade relationship at risk. pic.twitter.com/X5tjIos3QG
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 12, 2018
“Donald Trump is clearly out of his mind… I think he’s betraying a quite stupefying ignorance that makes him frankly unfit to hold the office of President of the United States” – Boris “Popinjay” Johnson, 2015 https://t.co/amo07M5NLv
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 12, 2018
Email is more fun if you call it 'word teleportation' and pretend you are a mad scientist.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 12, 2018
Hawaiʻi Emergency Management Agency, you had one job! #falsealarm pic.twitter.com/GlM7B0iZEK
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 13, 2018
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