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Congratulations, Tubs. Great scoop. Will it also be the 1st international TV interview from inside the bowels of a US President? https://t.co/tyV8sHYbGL

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 25, 2018

Yes it's true. Radio 1 @Scott_Mills played Shine Jesus Shine on @BBCR1 this afternoon. #AssemblyAnthems. https://t.co/SkBNvb9Pbt … (About 2:14 in). #shinejesusshine Not making it up @grahamkendrick

— GrahamKendrickMusic (@MakeWayMusic) January 26, 2018

Happy #AustraliaDay! pic.twitter.com/aJYGoDe9AD

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 26, 2018

EAT AS much pasta as you want without gaining any weight by simply eating equal amounts of antipasti. It's science.
(via @antifatwa)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) January 25, 2018

Who are these people that have NUM LOCK turned off. Seriously. Who.

— Aaron. (@AaronBoardley) January 24, 2018

Neil Armstrong's application to become an astronaut arrived at NASA a week after the deadline so, strictly speaking, shouldn't have been accepted. A friend slipped it into the pile of applications to make sure it was seen.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 24, 2018

I beat myself up everyday for not being enough, enough of a mother,wife,human. But you know what nanna, I would rather be stressed and striving everyday than be content and hateful. https://t.co/DWez5vRea4

— Nadiya Jamir Hussain (@BegumNadiya) January 23, 2018

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say “My tooth is aching” than to say “My heart is broken.”#CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) January 22, 2018

“The perfect church service would be one we were almost unaware of; our attention would have been on God.”#CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) January 21, 2018

I love the fact that the guardian is now back to being The Guardian. Lower case everything is so 1990s. Capital letters at the start of words are what this era needs to restore order and balance in the cosmos.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 21, 2018

Einstein’s desk.
Trump’s desk.
You decide. pic.twitter.com/OYqOGrSQQL

— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) January 21, 2018

BEST OF TIMES: snow.
WORST OF TIMES: unsettled snow.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 21, 2018

Someone told me that it was predictable and 'disheartening' that writers like me still talk about Shakespeare as the greatest ever influence, and I was so tempted to tell them that Shakespeare invented the word disheartening.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 21, 2018

'Give hope to other cancer patients like me' – There were tears and a minute-long standing ovation after @TessaJowell's speech on cancer care in the House of Lords. pic.twitter.com/V5n9e23YCD

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) January 25, 2018

When you go on stage for an award you have NOTHING to do with 😂

This is a @BradleyWalsh appreciation post ❤️#NTAs @hollywills @schofe pic.twitter.com/v48sUUll5e

— ITV (@ITV) January 23, 2018

Pres. Trump says he and Theresa May "are on the same wavelength in every respect." That may not help May back home. pic.twitter.com/LfTlNGDLIJ

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) January 25, 2018

Well…I guess everybody knows now…I have 3 legs. I hope you can still accept me for who I am. 😃( and I will never apologize for snuggling @Oprah .. if you get the opportunity, I highly recommend it;) https://t.co/6GyrfWxNSY

— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) January 25, 2018

As Kyle Edmund loses Australian Open semi-final, some English commentators suggest “Kyle” does sound a bit Scottish…

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 25, 2018

#recap “London is awful!”: English counties according to Google autocompletehttps://t.co/clwBNeeJy9 pic.twitter.com/sUA05JFVQD

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 27, 2018