ineke.co.uk

Uzbekistan shuts down the Internet during the nation’s standardised annual university entrance exam, and disables all text messaging.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 8, 2018

The evolution of the English alphabet, by @usefulcharts (source: https://t.co/QSI113jRZn) pic.twitter.com/kVvsPV4JN0

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 8, 2018

Siri. Show me a tweet which sums up life under the Tories.https://t.co/5kFo9sMIc3

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) April 8, 2018

Let the royal baby countdown begin: barriers and parking restrictions have been brought in outside the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington today in a planned move. The Duchess of Cambridge is due to give birth to her third child in the next couple of weeks.

— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) April 9, 2018

Astronauts have to sleep near fans so they don’t suffocate in their own exhaled breath.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 10, 2018

You know when booksellers duck behind the till, ostensibly to get more bags, or swap a till roll, or change the paper in the printer? Well, they're not. They're eating maltesers, every time.

— Waterstones Swansea (@swanseastones) April 10, 2018

Donald Trump has today tweeted that Russia should "get ready" for missiles to be fired into Syria.

Boy is he going to feel silly… https://t.co/Y7EVHwK8Dx

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 11, 2018

This guy @mikebreakfast is such a total pro pic.twitter.com/XnoSYm4eSn

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) April 12, 2018

LOL. pic.twitter.com/JQq0AMRypt

— Robert Weißgraeber 🇪🇺 (@robert_we) April 11, 2018

Percentage of patients seen in four hours or less major A&E departments first quarter
2005 96%
2006 96.6%
2007 96.8%
2008 96.5%
2009 96.8%
2010 96.9%
2011 94.8%
2012 93.7%
2013 91.1%
2014 92.7%
2015 87.5%
2016 81.8%
2017 81.4%
2018 76.8%
What happened in 2010?

— Socialist Health Association (@SocialistHealth) April 12, 2018

Syria latest: Trump “needs more intelligence”, in greatest understatement of presidency to date.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 13, 2018

When you look at something once online, and the ads for it follow you around the Internet forever. pic.twitter.com/d71KO4M6MZ

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 14, 2018

A person in his building died and he’s bragging about the building https://t.co/OKA7Hbf12L

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 8, 2018

If City don’t win the Premier League this season it would be quite a collapse. In fact, if they don’t I’ll do the first MOTD of next season in just a thong.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 7, 2018

Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history… so I renamed “Dad” to “Install Windows Updates Now.” Problem solved. pic.twitter.com/33tpvghLCf

— mike angiulo (@mikeangiulo) April 7, 2018

tfw you aren't being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee pic.twitter.com/0gbOmDtJq8

— ''Jeffrey Young'' (@JeffYoung) April 10, 2018

Positive reply by fictive job applicants with the same CV in Germany (University of Linz study)
Sandra Bauer: 18.8%
Meryem Öztürk: 13.5%
Meryem Öztürk (with headscarf): 4.2%https://t.co/vlSCUPcBQ2 pic.twitter.com/VUwOqpaerV

— Alper Üçok (@AlperUcok) April 9, 2018