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You had one job! pic.twitter.com/qeqA1zk9yo

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 9, 2018

Can’t miss out on snacks. pic.twitter.com/AOdrYIOGib

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 9, 2018

"Royal or not, cousins are cousins" https://t.co/KNzWOjsII7

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) June 9, 2018

Word of the day: ZIZZ – a brief (perhaps inadvertant) nap outside of bed

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 10, 2018

Matt in Telegraph brilliant as ever pic.twitter.com/T8u36jDTLl

— Andrew Sinclair (@andrewpolitics) June 10, 2018

MONDAY MOTIVATION
It's not a bank holiday today, but if you do something really great it might be next year.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 11, 2018

That ‘second’ tells two very different stories, Matt. Great pull! So which version is #fakenews ? @POTUS pic.twitter.com/tNXqkAET0r

— David A. Herrera (@David_A_Herrera) June 10, 2018

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class. pic.twitter.com/HjblABuKsm

— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) June 12, 2018

This picture is trending in Chinese social media right now. pic.twitter.com/enAu8PesPk

— Jen Zhu (@jenzhuscott) June 10, 2018

It’s pretty indicative of the mindset we are up against here that every recognisable landmark on this front cover is in England, isn’t it? pic.twitter.com/I6O9yd5JX8

— . (@twlldun) June 12, 2018

Windsor castle built by Norman duke
Mini designed by Greek Alec Issigonis
Shard designed by Italian Renzo Piano
Loch Ness monster – fictional like sovereignty
Alton Towers Smiler built by Gerstlauer a German firm
The Sun newspaper owned by Australian born American Rupert Murdoch pic.twitter.com/qTKBj2HSWl

— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 11, 2018

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the sky is blue, and THE POLLEN IS EVERYWHERE

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 13, 2018

The BBC doesn’t get everything right, and I know the licence fee is a delicate one, but it’s worth remembering it costs about 40p a day / household for the World Cup, the website, Blue Planet, Cbeebies, Radio 2, Eldorado etc etc
The Daily Mail is 65p a day and £1 at the weekend https://t.co/OH534AyrW5

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 13, 2018

WATCH: The touching moment a London Underground train driver stopped his journey to salute people commemorating the anniversary of the Grenfell Tower fire https://t.co/89xy0GUHvq pic.twitter.com/s9l0uVISzd

— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 14, 2018

But… you’ve designed a cover where you’ve literally made her blend in to the background pic.twitter.com/NK9Gdxc0MG

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) June 13, 2018

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— Ana Alves (@_anaalves__) June 14, 2018

The most successful people I've met:

1. Take good naps
2. Eat regular meals
3. Enjoy exercise
4. Like a good treat
5. Covered in fur
6. Aren't actually people
7. Are golden retrievers https://t.co/K1yNGvgadT

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 14, 2018

As the football is starting, here is everything you need to know about the host nation! pic.twitter.com/99zC8aP3JT

— Dave (@davechannel) June 14, 2018

One to get the kids with 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/CHPBExmwFv

— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) June 14, 2018

This feels like the plot of a 70s sitcom, translated onto the canvas of International relations via sport. Donald will be played by Bernard Bresslaw. https://t.co/xyfrY14YWa

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 13, 2018

My 6 yr old thinks that Russia will definitely win the World Cup because they’re the only team who will know where the toilets are and what the signs mean. Strong logic. #WorldCup2018

— Rachel Gardner (@RachelGardnerRA) June 13, 2018

Still feels a bit daft that the likes of
Italy
Holland
Chile
Ghana
Cameroon
USA and others aren’t at this World Cup and Saudi Arabia are#RUSSKA

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 14, 2018

Ronaldo is brilliant, but let's not forget that most of his name is "Ronald". #PORSPA

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) June 15, 2018

Don't forget to spend your weekend the traditional British way, doing nothing whilst feeling guilty about doing nothing and then just doing nothing but with more guilt.

— Dave (@davechannel) June 16, 2018

#WorldCup of Cats: #FRA v #AUS pic.twitter.com/3kLRwHCHij

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 16, 2018

Excellent idea. We need this #lookup announcement on the tube. Please read below by my future wife-in-law (ex’s fiancé) #DisabilityRights @tfl @SadiqKhan https://t.co/FYS8JfkiHY

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) June 16, 2018

Another linguistic joy is a flight of stairs and a landing. As if we were briefly airborne between floors.

— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) June 16, 2018

I like how the verb ‘avail’ is rather genteel/jocular but the word available is completely everyday.

— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) June 14, 2018

Human feet as a geological force pic.twitter.com/RMrs51aTFl

— Paul 🌹📚 Cooper (@PaulMMCooper) June 15, 2018

Trump claims "thousands" of parents of fallen Korean War soldiers asked him for their children's remains while on the campaign trail. The Korean War ended in 1953. If those parents were 18 when they had their kids (who enlisted at 18), they would be AT LEAST 101 years old today. pic.twitter.com/dmt1ytptkU

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) June 14, 2018

It’s weird how I always want Australia to lose at cricket, but I always want them to win at football.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 16, 2018

The most successful people I've met:

1. My boot-scootin' baby (who’s drivin' me crazy)
2. My obsession from a western, my dance-floor date
3. My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
4. Wanna make you mine? Better get in line
5.
6.
7.
8. https://t.co/0KPFmBziAF

— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) June 15, 2018

I think we can all agree. pic.twitter.com/3dVgOptJ20

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) June 15, 2018

Big Mac Meal
Coke
Carrot sticks
*delete*
Fries pic.twitter.com/XWkxqwZ10r

— Martin Gritton (@MGritton) June 16, 2018