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So grandad was at a sportsman’s dinner and bought a 10ft X 4ft picture of the forth rail bridge. Seemingly he forgot he could just open da blinds 🤣🤣 granny not happy with him 🤦‍♂️😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8kYCS4MKkU

— Murphy Green (@no1border) June 11, 2018

99,6% of all the people watching their TV on Saturday were watching Argentina vs Iceland. True passion. https://t.co/qOTy5PtP1c

— Icelandic Football (@icelandfootball) June 18, 2018

I’ve made a small protest of knicker bunting outside my MP Christopher Chope’s constituency office #upskirting #Chope #shame #christchurch #knickerstochope #upskirtingbill ‘no one should be able to photo my pants unless I want them to’ pic.twitter.com/y5vjnpncpK

— Lorna Rees (@thegobbledegook) June 16, 2018

LOL. pic.twitter.com/JQq0AMRypt

— Robert Weißgraeber🇪🇺 (@robert_we) April 11, 2018

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went out and had some drinks..

Cool guy..

Wants to be a web developer.

— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) June 17, 2018

If your religion doesn't include welcoming widows and orphans and immigrants… do not call it Christianity.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) June 17, 2018

Official figures in for England’s opener v Tunisia last night…
An 18.3 million peak on BBC1 plus another 3 million on the @BBCiPlayer
The most watched TV event of the year … AND THEY WON!
70% of people watching TV were watching the footy 🏆⚽️

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 19, 2018

There are two types of people in this world, people who microwave fish at work and those not going to hell.

— Dave (@davechannel) June 19, 2018

Antarctic-centric world view pic.twitter.com/TJRnL2YBxS

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) June 19, 2018

WO-OAH
WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WO-OAH
It's Wednesday

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 20, 2018

If you don't have #humanrights, you don't have humanity. https://t.co/yAp6EHFN2I

— Amnesty UK (@AmnestyUK) June 19, 2018

Today is the longest daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay of the year. #SummerSolstice

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 21, 2018

As Wetherspoon announces it could be hit by a beer shortage within days, regulars are advised that if they bring a straw there’s a couple of weeks' worth in the carpets.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 21, 2018

some people say it must be nice. to not know of all the bad stuff in the world. but that’s not true. i know it’s there. how else could i be the perfect antidote

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 20, 2018

Shakespeare used the word 'crib' to mean house.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 22, 2018

We wanted to create a rival programme to Love Island but frankly we don’t have the budget. Instead we sent two of our interns to the isle of wight for the day. They spent the whole day arguing so we’re going to stick with Taskmaster for now.

— Dave (@davechannel) June 22, 2018

It's warming up 🍦🏖

TODAY………….. 23 C ☀️
SATURDAY……. 24 C ☀️
SUNDAY……….. 26 C ☀️
MONDAY………. 27 C ☀️
TUESDAY……… 29 C ☀️
WEDNESDAY… 30 C ☀️

ALL parts of the UK will see warmer weather by next week #UKheatwave

— Met Office (@metoffice) June 22, 2018

I know I’m in a minority, but I want to admit that in the 70’s, I was NOT Kung Fu fighting …

— Dawn French (@Dawn_French) June 22, 2018

The KFC conspiracy pic.twitter.com/H48BAGdc2Y

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) June 22, 2018

How does she always manage to look like she’s been illustrated by Quentin Blake. pic.twitter.com/RGYXWz1qbI

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) June 22, 2018