How people would end The Simpsons.
Does anyone else feel that when they watch #strictly, there needs to be a small square in the corner that appears, with @MarianKeyes providing her commentary?
— Sarahsarah (@SMilbourne) December 8, 2018
Channel 4 invited me to take part in their Brexit debate this evening, but I felt that would be unfair on the other participants. Nobody would pay any attention to what they say given I look this cute behind a podium. #C4Brexit pic.twitter.com/m2Gana9d9o
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 9, 2018
Rarely seen “eat your vegetables or we’re buying a puppy and going to Disneyland” parenting tactic there pic.twitter.com/fKZmoPovlM
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 9, 2018
The thing is, the best way to understand Theresa May’s predicament is to imagine that 52 percent of Britain had voted that the government should build a submarine out of cheese.
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) December 10, 2018
Jesus sleeping away in a Pret A Manger – requested by @fatpete_86 pic.twitter.com/DOBoH0LxK1
— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) December 11, 2018
Next Tory leader, latest odds:
The one who lied on a bus 6-1
The one who lied about impact assessments 8-1
The one who lied to Parliament and resigned 10-1
The one who lied and didn’t resign 15-1
The one who destroyed the NHS 20-1
The one who didn’t know we were an island 8-1— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 11, 2018
Me after me eat cookie: https://t.co/hLyensxQX8
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 11, 2018
.@theresa_may If it goes wrong tonight I can promise you a bright future in podcasting…
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) December 12, 2018
Listen, Tories. You had a vote on Theresa May in 2016. How dare you ask for a second vote just because now you can see how shit everything is and her promises were lies? She won. That’s democracy, get over it!#peoplesvote
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 12, 2018
On the thirteenth day of Christmas…pic.twitter.com/Ct126hPSbh
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 13, 2018
Tories reveal instructions for dealing with a crisis: pic.twitter.com/QYuRfKHZ89
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) December 12, 2018
Jesus sleeping away in a Pret A Manger – requested by @fatpete_86 pic.twitter.com/DOBoH0LxK1
— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) December 11, 2018
When engineers get bored. pic.twitter.com/gUh641da3z
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 15, 2018
So which is it? pic.twitter.com/IDuQSGcAWW
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 14, 2018
— J.John (@Canonjjohn) December 15, 2018
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