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A flag map of Europe but each flag is determined by which country they share the shortest land border with pic.twitter.com/idIRaokylG

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 24, 2019

He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. pic.twitter.com/cP3Xg83OJv

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) February 23, 2019

Because we all need this 😭❤️

Retweet ❤️ pic.twitter.com/CsZM3OZUjw

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) February 23, 2019

As @Theresa_May arrives in Brussels with 37 days till Brexit, we’re here to welcome her with this giant billboard in the Place de Brouckère in the city centre. What do you call a Prime Minister whose only policy is something she thinks is *against* the national interest? pic.twitter.com/QFTHK68Ils

— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) February 20, 2019

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— Joe Biden Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) February 23, 2019

One is never alone with a rubber duck. DOUGLAS ADAMS

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 24, 2019

BREAKING: Maurizio Sarri receives words of encouragement from fellow leader with no control over team. pic.twitter.com/uKm0oyji1z

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) February 24, 2019

Maybe this is a silly question but…the new live action Lion King isn't actually live action…..is it?

— Sharon Hodde Miller (@SHoddeMiller) February 25, 2019

As great as they look, I’m pretty sure they didn’t invent the colour mauve (which actually looks pink to me) https://t.co/raD5USUidf

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 25, 2019

Friendly reminder that Paul Rudd is 49 years old pic.twitter.com/F0N4qDNEZl

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 25, 2019

It has come to my attention that Theresa May just uttered the word “Simples” in the House of Commons. That should lead to an automatic vote of no confidence.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 26, 2019

UK: Watch me trash international reputation with a series of ridiculous political happenings
USA: Hold my beer
UK: Hold MY beer
USA: Hold MY beer
UK: Hold MY beer
USA: Hold MY beer
UK: Hold MY beer
USA: Hold MY beer
UK: Hold MY beer…#Brexit #Cohen

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 27, 2019

Farewell, André Previn. He played all the right notes, and usually in the right order. What a life. All those Oscars, awards and achievements and yet most of my generation will always think of him as Andre Preview, conducting Eric Morecambe. He probably wouldn't mind…

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) February 28, 2019

IT'S 2°C NOW. IT'S 18°C LATER. TODAY YOU NEED:
Big coat
Shorts
Scarf
Sunglasses
Skis
Flip flops
Umbrella
SPF 30
Central heating
Air con
Sledge
Beach towel
Snow shovel
Bucket and spade
Roaring fire
BBQ
Snow plough
Ice cream van
And at least nineteen pockets to carry it all

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 26, 2019

16°C in June:
"Might stick my jumper on"

16°C in February:
"Might take my shirt off"

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 27, 2019

PREDICTIONS FOR MARCH
1. Daffodils will be everywhere
2. Cherry blossoms will blossom
3. It might be BBQ season
4. It might be monsoon season
5. It might snow
6. It will be too warm if you take a jacket
7. It will be too cold if you don't
8. There will be pancakes

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 1, 2019

I once dreamt the PERFECT episode of ‘The Bill’, woke up at 3am, remembered the lot, whole story, big twist, spent ages writing the whole thing down. In the morning I excitedly reached for my pad, and it said

“A man throws a brick through a window. But it is a DIFFERENT man.”

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 27, 2019