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Hey @Tesco the menu on your leaflet seems to be broken.
You’re welcome 👍🏼👍🏼🤓 pic.twitter.com/7X7l6WRLND

— Martyn Reding (@martynreding) February 16, 2019

Now there’s an honest classification system for one’s own library … 😀 pic.twitter.com/R5IDaqYLgo

— Salvador Ryan (@SalvadorRyan) February 16, 2019

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— Shbeebs (@shbeebs) February 17, 2019

The year is 2054. An A-Level politics class begin their new subject. British politics 2015-2019. The teacher starts downing vodka. The students begin to scream. One gets a nosebleed. Another hurls themselves out of the fire escape. One student calls 999.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 18, 2019

YOU DID IT! 🙌🔓@gregjames was blindfolded in the middle of his Radio 1 Breakfast Show before being taken to the #R1EscapeRoom and locked in until YOU helped him find the code.

Nearly 30 hours later he is OUT and how it happened will blow your mind! THANK YOU 🤯 pic.twitter.com/BBFKT9mCc1

— BBC Radio 1 (@BBCR1) February 19, 2019

This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mail: pic.twitter.com/oaLV8dUFqR

— Yoni (@OriginalYoni) February 17, 2019

Trailer for the new 'Dumbo' says 'From The Imagination Of Tim Burton'.

BURTON: Imagine if I remade that film, 'Dumbo'.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) February 19, 2019

Wednesday. It's both too early and too late for weekend chat. Here are some good conversation starters:

The weather
Best pasta shape
What animal would you be?
Socks in bed: yay or nay?
Are slugs just naked snails?
Would you rather have sausages for fingers or spaghetti for hair?

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 20, 2019

Never dismiss someone for being quiet. Not everyone can put themselves out on the surface. A person can sit and be still and awkward and be burning with life and love. Sometimes they are quiet BECAUSE of that intensity. Because there is a world inside them they must attend to.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 20, 2019

I missed The Brits so I’m just gonna watch MTV for 3 hours & say “Who?” To make me feel like I watched it

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) February 20, 2019

What a beautiful exhibit idea! I can’t wait to take True to something like this when she’s older. What are other great exhibits? 💜 https://t.co/Suq8CVq8xh

— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 19, 2019

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— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 21, 2019

At the grand old age of 485 years old the Church of England has JUST voted to make evangelism a "planned priority" for every congregation… #Synod

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) February 22, 2019

How to be a man

– don’t tweet this https://t.co/FvSpwyuZL5

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 22, 2019

WOAH…!

Top 15 BEST global brands ranking for the last 19 years…

Watch big name tech companies take-over at the end!

h/t @Interbrand pic.twitter.com/oRdO7QH6js

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) February 21, 2019

1. Can't spell Britain.
2. Misplaced apostrophe.
3. UKIP have no MPs.
4. Could have done with with a comma in that opening sentence.
5. Is among the first to complain that somebody is unable to use the English language. pic.twitter.com/grNnT3NYcF

— Chris (@strutcakes) February 21, 2019

#recap Office Notice Of The Dayhttps://t.co/NtgspmFYij pic.twitter.com/dMDmCzQazC

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 23, 2019

‘Which Car?’ should really be called ‘Auto Correct’

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 23, 2019

Best ever answer on Question Time goes to John Barnes. This is what we need in politics. Honesty. Politics from the heart.#bbcqtpic.twitter.com/0W8XqKl7xN

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) February 21, 2019