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7 years. That’s all it’s taken for the Tories and Brexiters to turn the UK into the Hunger Games as performed by the Chuckle Brothers.
I want my (open, tolerant, forward-looking) country back. https://t.co/QITMV5m41D

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 27, 2019

One Perfect Shot
The United Kingdom (2019)

Cinematography by Dashcam
Directed by Hedge Fund Management Inc pic.twitter.com/TdjXK7WPQf

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 28, 2019

We feel you Nicola. pic.twitter.com/IGJrIzqi6H

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 30, 2019

So happy to have a chapter of Notes on a Nervous Planet printed in Vogue this month, at the request of guest editor HRH the Duchess of Sussex. pic.twitter.com/eYYqxN2gd2

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 31, 2019

A) It’s not a poem.
B) I didn’t write it for Vogue. I wrote it two years ago for a book.
C) It’s not meant to be Tennyson. It’s a silly joke.
D) It’s still better than your factually inaccurate tweet.
E) Piss off. https://t.co/DDIt4K24pv

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 30, 2019

Last week: "It's too hot"

This week: "It's too wet"

Next week: "Why is it snowing?"

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 31, 2019

Campaigner installs seesaws across the Mexican border wall so kids can play together https://t.co/E8tpmzg5lx pic.twitter.com/phZ5H4T9jn

— PR Examples (@PRexamples) July 31, 2019

Oh the irony! The ultimate irony! @_youhadonejob1 pic.twitter.com/kCRbREHSm8

— Peter Mugridge (@Peter_Mugridge) July 31, 2019

Brit 1: “What do you fancy doing?”
Brit 2: “I don’t mind, what do you fancy?”
Brit 1: “Whatever you fancy”
Brit 2: “I honestly don’t mind”
Brit 1: “You choose”
Brit 2: “I always choose”
Brit 1: “No you don’t”
Brit 2: “It’s your turn”
Brit 1: “Anyway, have a think”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 31, 2019

@bbcstrictly Sorry I had to turn down your kind invitation this year but I’m sure you’ll understand I need to keep an eye on things at my place.

— Larry the Cat, Esq. (@Number10cat) July 31, 2019

As I said on @thismorning today, the coverage of #Meghan – she does exactly what every other royal does, but she is attacked and they are praised. There is anti Americanism there, also sexism – but very much of it is racism. Things I didn't get in included 1)

— Prof Kate Williams (@KateWilliamsme) July 31, 2019

Just found myself idling wondering where we should have the Christmas tree this year.

— Louise Pepper (@loupepper) August 1, 2019

It.
Is.
Bak(lava). https://t.co/yH5udJrA4c

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 1, 2019