If Friends and How I Met Your Mother had a crossover.
7 years. That’s all it’s taken for the Tories and Brexiters to turn the UK into the Hunger Games as performed by the Chuckle Brothers.
I want my (open, tolerant, forward-looking) country back. https://t.co/QITMV5m41D— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 27, 2019
One Perfect Shot
The United Kingdom (2019)Cinematography by Dashcam
Directed by Hedge Fund Management Inc pic.twitter.com/TdjXK7WPQf— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 28, 2019
We feel you Nicola. pic.twitter.com/IGJrIzqi6H
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 30, 2019
So happy to have a chapter of Notes on a Nervous Planet printed in Vogue this month, at the request of guest editor HRH the Duchess of Sussex. pic.twitter.com/eYYqxN2gd2
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 31, 2019
A) It’s not a poem.
B) I didn’t write it for Vogue. I wrote it two years ago for a book.
C) It’s not meant to be Tennyson. It’s a silly joke.
D) It’s still better than your factually inaccurate tweet.
E) Piss off. https://t.co/DDIt4K24pv— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 30, 2019
Last week: "It's too hot"
This week: "It's too wet"
Next week: "Why is it snowing?"
— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 31, 2019
Campaigner installs seesaws across the Mexican border wall so kids can play together https://t.co/E8tpmzg5lx pic.twitter.com/phZ5H4T9jn
— PR Examples (@PRexamples) July 31, 2019
Oh the irony! The ultimate irony! @_youhadonejob1 pic.twitter.com/kCRbREHSm8
— Peter Mugridge (@Peter_Mugridge) July 31, 2019
Brit 1: “What do you fancy doing?”
Brit 2: “I don’t mind, what do you fancy?”
Brit 1: “Whatever you fancy”
Brit 2: “I honestly don’t mind”
Brit 1: “You choose”
Brit 2: “I always choose”
Brit 1: “No you don’t”
Brit 2: “It’s your turn”
Brit 1: “Anyway, have a think”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 31, 2019
@bbcstrictly Sorry I had to turn down your kind invitation this year but I’m sure you’ll understand I need to keep an eye on things at my place.
— Larry the Cat, Esq. (@Number10cat) July 31, 2019
As I said on @thismorning today, the coverage of #Meghan – she does exactly what every other royal does, but she is attacked and they are praised. There is anti Americanism there, also sexism – but very much of it is racism. Things I didn't get in included 1)
— Prof Kate Williams (@KateWilliamsme) July 31, 2019
Just found myself idling wondering where we should have the Christmas tree this year.
— Louise Pepper (@loupepper) August 1, 2019
It.
Is.
Bak(lava). https://t.co/yH5udJrA4c— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 1, 2019
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