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Very pleased with our signings so far. Confident of securing a European spot https://t.co/OEfxaPwcPI

— Lib Dem Media Team (@LibDemPress) September 14, 2019

This British Library advert is worth reading again and againhttps://t.co/zskrv9LvMw pic.twitter.com/Ypdj0cOuZY

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 15, 2019

This story is of course nonsense; Boris ran away when the pup and I tried to savage him… https://t.co/bvnT3Xc1ZN

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 15, 2019

The 1824 founding document of the #RNLI stated “the subjects of all nations be equally objects of the Institution”

Have we really reached the point where we only think a life worth saving is one of our own @DailyMailUK!?

Proud of @RNLI. #RNLI_disgracehttps://t.co/wKyniM2tEL

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) September 16, 2019

#RNLI_disgrace

The RNLI is an amazing organisation.

The Daily Mail is a disgrace.

— Russ 🌏 🇺🇦 (@Russell_CNX) September 16, 2019

You and your family deserve better. #dontbuythescum #thescum #dontbuythesun pic.twitter.com/5cYSH5Dq8S

— Big Fella (@EveryoneLFC) September 17, 2019

BREAKING: Just hearing Empty Podium has defected to the Lib Dems.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 16, 2019

A beautiful autumn morning in Britain. The bees have all turned back into pigeons. The air is crisp and jumpers are legal again. Even though there are 99 days left a supermarket is playing Christmas songs.

— Dave (@davechannel) September 17, 2019

In 2010, UK retailer GameStation claimed to own 7,500 souls after putting a clause in their online terms that stated "By placing an order via this website… you agree to grant us a non-transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. "

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 17, 2019

"We've never done dairy before on Bake Off"

Except, you know, it's been an ingredient for more or less every single bake since season one episode one. #GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 17, 2019

This man brought an ’emotional support clown’ to his redundancy meeting and it’s brillianthttps://t.co/wqTfix2SFL pic.twitter.com/bxQfCCWaHh

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 16, 2019

I always celebrate the day I can use this word again: ‘apricity’ is the warmth of the sun on a chilly morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) September 20, 2019

Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.

— Bargain Hunters (@Bargains90) September 20, 2019

Ohio State University recently tried and failed to copyright the word ‘The’.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 21, 2019