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I noticed that X Factor have a Whatsapp number to send your auditions to…I couldn’t resist pic.twitter.com/9MQ8NBj5of

— Greg James (@gregjames) November 8, 2019

Shout out to everyone who learned how to do æ for the first time ever tonight. #HisDarkMaterials

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 3, 2019

Do you think the least popular thing in Britain right now would be if they sent Brexit to VAR.

— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) November 3, 2019

as I am not standing in the next election I expect as much media coverage as Nigel Farage especially seeing as I have never been elected as an MP too

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 4, 2019

414 years ago today a plot to destroy parliament was foiled; bet they wish they’d thought to prorogue it instead… #BonfireNight #GuyFawkesNight

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 5, 2019

If you get on the train while people are still getting off, may your tea be forever cold

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 4, 2019

Er um it’s Huw to you Marten 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 https://t.co/jdaUowd5PQ

— Huw Edwards (@huwbbc) November 5, 2019

“Do you want to see my photos of the fireworks?”

Nope

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 6, 2019

And so a new champion graces the wall of fame.#Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/8Vn5dSP2Rv

— Dave (@davechannel) November 6, 2019

#Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/YqH6H7iI0g

— Dave (@davechannel) November 6, 2019

I have made a terrible choice… pic.twitter.com/ffaJPogfsl

— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) November 6, 2019

Define penal substitution in a tweet. https://t.co/qxPVyrIGTx

— Hannah Rich (@hannahmerich) November 6, 2019

Last night my 12 year old cheekily said ‘ok boomer’, during a discussion (it travelled fast) I explained I am not a boomer, they are post war ‘baby boomers’ and I am Generation X, defined by the fall of the Berlin Wall and Monster Munch. The boy checked and conceded. #smallwin

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) November 7, 2019

Finally I have found my spirit animal… pic.twitter.com/mjKAYkusTv

— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) November 7, 2019

Anyone else done this while welding? Call me now

(via @eliistender10) pic.twitter.com/1z3KQrzpBB

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 7, 2019

Christmas telly gets worse every year… https://t.co/0sVbJ3K4Hj

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 8, 2019

can't get over this poster like tf it's hideous and slap bam centre is timothée/laurie not like the film is called "little women" 😧 and it looks like a competition who gets to date him pic.twitter.com/MoCUlmAMdO

— Jade🌸 (@jadehar21) October 29, 2019