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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Schrödinger: Nice, nice

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) February 15, 2020

The press hounded Princess Diana. After her death, we said it would never happen again. Then others. They splashed Amy Winehouse’s suffering across front pages. Meghan has been so attacked she had to leave. Our society hunts women down for kicks and can’t seem to stop.

— Prof Kate Williams 💙 (@KateWilliamsme) February 15, 2020

#ripcarolineflack pic.twitter.com/cxDC5CCTYk

— Miranda Hart (@mermhart) February 15, 2020

Shame on them https://t.co/8imSFAKdi9

— Joe McFadden ⁣🧢 (@mrjoemcfadden) February 16, 2020

Not just the media but EVERYONE could do with bearing this in mind. https://t.co/ZcrQYoGMog

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) February 16, 2020

My 5 year old has just made a hands free iPad viewer out of an empty box.
Disturbing Blue Peter / Black Mirror crossover 😂 pic.twitter.com/WwsdsFCktn

— Konnie Huq (@Konnie_Huq) February 16, 2020

The Fibonacci sequence where you add two consecutive terms to make the next (1,1,2,3,5,8,13…) can be used as a rough conversion from miles to km: 3m=5km, 5m=8km, 8m=13km etc, as the ratio of one term to the next is always around 1.6.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 16, 2020

FUN DRINKING GAME AT WORK:
Drink water at regular intervals to ensure you are properly hydrated throughout the day.

— Dave (@davechannel) February 17, 2020

Am I alone in feeling a bit uncomfortable with ads featuring personalities no longer with us? pic.twitter.com/TKAqxHdtWi

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) February 18, 2020

working on my sad childrens book idea pic.twitter.com/dL6TKXogFH

— Nathan W Pyle (@nathanwpyle) February 19, 2020

Under @BorisJohnson’s new rules anyone earning less than £25.6k is an unskilled worker.

NHS starting salaries:

Nurse £24.2k
Paramedic 24.2k
Midwife £24.2k
Radiographer £24.2k
Care assistant £17.6k
Physiotherapist £24.2k
Occupational therapist £24.2khttps://t.co/yYdpuNxu2B

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) February 19, 2020

Have I got this right? After seven years of training, fifteen years in ministry, four degrees, a Fellowship of King’s College London, a university Chancellorship and a respectable showing on Masterchef I am officially unskilled? #underthethreshold

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) February 20, 2020

My mathematical analysis of So Solid Crew's 21 Seconds. pic.twitter.com/aPUh2QKNNJ

— Harry Baker (@harrybakerpoet) February 14, 2020

“You never know what someone is going through. Kindness sounds simple but I think it’s key.” pic.twitter.com/0EfCM6KcVk

— BBC Radio 1 (@BBCR1) February 18, 2020

Good tip for free and easy parking: get some red ‘POLICE AWARE’ stickers printed for your windscreen.

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) February 20, 2020

A kermit is a metric unit of time equivalent to 1/100th of a day, so a kermit passes every 14.4 minutes.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 22, 2020

Duck pic.twitter.com/rwXJmMiE7k

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 20, 2020

Changing the stress on each of the seven words in the sentence: ‘I never said she stole your money,’ can yield seven different meanings.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 21, 2020

McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef. pic.twitter.com/XpBv6l79S0

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 20, 2020

Why does this cat look like he’s being shown the tweets that got him fired pic.twitter.com/sYP437mFj0

— C H I L I (@heyitschili) February 17, 2020

Being old enough to remember the days when there wasn’t a storm

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 22, 2020

Caroline Flack death: hair salons boycott 'toxic' gossip magazines https://t.co/IG4boXlFSx

— The Guardian (@guardian) February 21, 2020