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— Wet-Bigfoots🎏🐡🐠🐟 Flying-Bigfoot🦜 (@platzmania) February 28, 2020

PETA is an anagram of Pâté. https://t.co/vNLDM5NChz

— Julian Power (@JueRobWilPo) February 23, 2020

A comparison of three iconic weeks: pic.twitter.com/IYdUQtzAfq

— Frank Paul (@FrankMPaul) February 20, 2020

THINGS YOU COULD TRY GIVING UP FOR LENT:
• Chocolate
• Sweets
• Cigarettes
• Alcohol

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT GIVE UP FOR LENT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES:
• Tasty drinks made from crushed fruit

This tweet is brought to you by the innocent department of totally impartial advice.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 26, 2020

awwww – PG Tips reaching out to Yorkshire Tea during the current Twitterstorm is the most British thing I've ever seen. Solidaritea. https://t.co/O28nCVF4GH

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) February 26, 2020

6 proposals in the space of 10 minutes. There is so much love in this thread 👇💕 #SaturdayNightTakeaway  @itvtakeaway @antanddec https://t.co/ydiT7itcJm

— ITV (@ITV) February 29, 2020

I hear that because of the virus they’re thinking of banning gatherings over 1000 people. My tour remains safe to attend.

— Mark Watson (1980-present day) (@watsoncomedian) February 29, 2020

Imagine using your child – before it's even been born – to bounce a toxic story off the Sunday front pages. Imagine being that Dad.

— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) February 29, 2020

#StayAwayFromPeopleWho is trending, though personally we think the hashtag would have worked just as well without the word Who.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 27, 2020

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) August 17, 2011

told a group of teens that when I was their age we had to pay 10 cents per text message and now they think I’m a liar

— Jonathan (@jnthnwll) February 28, 2020

I need a theory of semantics that accounts for this pic.twitter.com/PQjKV0bSSO

— Joshua Raclaw (@joshraclaw) February 28, 2020

This is a photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their training. Have a lovely Sunday. pic.twitter.com/M4XAhHqpNx

— JBR (@JBRAgent) February 16, 2020

This animal……….I don’t deserve him pic.twitter.com/4Gg65siVDh

— ty ( ˘ ³˘) (@kittypeets) February 18, 2020

And chill 😂 pic.twitter.com/NYb1IyiCA4

— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) February 20, 2020

I heard a little more barking than normal from the puppy corral, so I went to check it out. It was Rocky, letting me know that his brother Ryman… might need a little help. pic.twitter.com/iu605vulW7

— Charles Esten (@CharlesEsten) February 14, 2020

Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn’t seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this pic.twitter.com/ohB7CkmYcM

— Dani Balenson (@dlbee_) February 16, 2020

This is amazing. 😂 https://t.co/fnTpEgHDb4

— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) February 27, 2020