Words that meant something different in the 00s.
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If you want to feel old may I suggest rewatching The Wire season 2 where one of the major plot points is when they find out about text messages
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) November 14, 2020
Research shows that houses that put up Christmas decorations earlier are perceived as being more friendly.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 14, 2020
How difficult would it be to put car charging points in all lamp posts? Thinking out loud. #electriccars
— Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) November 14, 2020
Explain Mr Blobby to someone who's never heard of him, in 10 words or less.
— thot crime (@pylonfan) November 14, 2020
I'm too drunk for this. Look at their picnic bench ššššššš https://t.co/mt5w99agth
— Amber (@BooksofAmber) November 14, 2020
I know they have all isolated but anybody else jealous about the hugs on Im a Celeb! Iād give anything to be able to hug my friends and family. I miss cuddles. On a separate note how amazing does the castle look! So excited. #imacelebrity
— Anna Church (@AnnaWeather) November 15, 2020
Btw, THEY ARENāT IN AUSTRALIA ON A MAD TIME DIFFERENCE WHY DIDNāT THEY PUT THIS ON EARLIER FOR ALL OF US OLD FARTS WHO HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
— Greg James (@gregjames) November 15, 2020
Hmmmmmmmm Daily Fail showing it's true racist self https://t.co/DeXx2Nrsil
— Con O'Neill (@cononeilluk) November 15, 2020
We all jokingly predicted this but I dont think any one of us actually expected Bunny to cross the line of conscious existentialism. pic.twitter.com/AvJ1UVLVXD
— š Avery š Memento Mori (@avery_buff) November 14, 2020
Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in <30 minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. pic.twitter.com/a1Snfpm03h
— Emma Bell PhD (@emmabell42) November 14, 2020
If Number 10 finds a way for the PM to take part remotely in Parliamentary business – itās going to go down like a cup of cold sick with MPs after Tracey Crouchās plea last week for better access for vulnerable MPs.
— Sophia Sleigh (@SophiaSleigh) November 15, 2020
Oh so ITV put a bunch of people in a remote location in Wales and get loads of good reviews, we lose the marketing department on an away day in the brecon beacons and we 'should have been watching them' and 'put the channel at risk'. Double standards.
— Dave (@davechannel) November 16, 2020
Disgusting. Just got turned away from the supermarket for not wearing a face mask… WHEN I WAS. Well *EXCUSE* me for not knowing that this pore cleansing detoxifying clay mask with avocado and tea tree is āthe wrong type of maskā!!!
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) November 16, 2020
As of 2022, bribes will no longer be tax-deductible in Switzerland.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 16, 2020
A surprising number of people think a ādrama based on real eventsā is the same as a documentary.
— Mark Watson, author of Contacts, a novel which… (@watsoncomedian) November 16, 2020
As admin officer I do need to say that the evidence seems to point to the noise actually coming from a sniggering camera operator. But that doesnāt mean itās not worth watching or finding funny. https://t.co/w09OBRO99K
— Alex Horne (@AlexHorne) November 16, 2020
āItās vital that everyone follows the rulesā says PM pictured under 2 metres from fellow MPs without a mask at a meeting that could have been virtual. pic.twitter.com/hrd3N2RP3a
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 16, 2020
IāM BANKSY! https://t.co/us05edI9sA
— Jameela Jamil š (@jameelajamil) November 16, 2020
Awesome contrast pic.twitter.com/h7jz2HcXV9
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 16, 2020
Hello, police? Iād like to report a murder pic.twitter.com/MCZrZo8BVC
— Gwdihŵš¦ (@youwouldknow) November 16, 2020
I WON THE WORLD CUP. https://t.co/VOYvlCAySi
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 16, 2020
YOU WON AN EJECTION! https://t.co/dR8kAN1Ayn
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) November 16, 2020
This is true. Bless you. https://t.co/5JsLbz6FUP
— Dawn French (@Dawn_French) November 17, 2020
The year is 2021. Everything has a stories mode on it now. You log in to Instagram and update your stories. You go on twitter and update your stories. For some reason your banking app has stories. You put your shoes on, your shoes have stories now.
— Dave (@davechannel) November 17, 2020
Did daylight savings seem like it hit different this year? And by different I mean worse than usual
— HanSue (@Hannasuewilson) November 12, 2020
Raise your hand if youāve also been personally victimized by Daylight Savings
— JAUZ (@Jauzofficial) November 8, 2020
Happy place happy place Turf Moor? pic.twitter.com/cT0aAOlYAr
— Greg James (@gregjames) November 18, 2020
Reflecting this morning on the phrase, āGod has no potential.ā What a comforting thought.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) November 18, 2020
It's ok to be sad your favourite person didn't go through, but please remember it's not my fault. I don't make the decisions. GBBO is all about kindness and I haven't seen much of that on here.
— Laura Adlington (@LauraAdlington) November 18, 2020
You only asked people who had already gone to Oxford Street during a lockdown? https://t.co/gfaIZctfAt
— Julie Tyler (@julesejc) November 18, 2020
Cabinet latest:
Breaking international law ā”ļø No-one resigns
Breaking own lockdown rules ā”ļø No-one resigns
Helping Tory donor save Ā£40m ā”ļø No-one resigns
Ā£17bn in dodgy PPE contracts ā”ļø No-one resigns
50k+ Covid deaths ā”ļø No-one resigns
Actual bullying ā”ļø No-one resigns
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 19, 2020
after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket Iāve finally cracked pic.twitter.com/JioTIAGT5k
— Erin Black (@erinnblackk) November 18, 2020
Iām a little concerned about Bidenās Coronavirus Task Force. He doesnāt have a single family member on it, just a bunch of Doctors! š³
— Jack (@wolf1jack) November 18, 2020
So. Smirkypants isn't really a bully, because when she bullies she isn't aware of anything amiss. Gotcha.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) November 20, 2020
People who are "boycotting" Sainsbury's over them having a black family in their Christmas ads – as far as I can see, EVERY supermarket's Xmas ads have people of colour in, & we don't know the geneology of the Aldi carrots. Are you gearing up for a peevish festive hunger-strike?
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) November 20, 2020
Our poor producer on #HouseOfGames now spends her whole life having to reply to emails from people furious that contestants swap seats in pairs games with no apparent Covid protocols. Here's a little 'behind the scenes' of what actually goes on, all hidden by a lovely slick edit. pic.twitter.com/m9jbpaL7HX
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 20, 2020
Donāt know what youāve achieved today but I just made space for new ice cream in the freezer by eating some other ice cream
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) November 20, 2020
Priti Patel should resign (again) or be sacked. If you canāt read the effect you are having on people you are a pretty poor Manager let alone Minister.
— Deborah Meaden (@DeborahMeaden) November 20, 2020
You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you donāt know whatās in it.
— Julian Popov (@julianpopov) November 20, 2020
Comics are often asked āwere you the class clown then?ā No. The āclass clownā was a bully who took the piss out of the misfits and everyone laughed out of relief that it wasnāt them. Long live the misfits! The comedy world is awash with them š¤
— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) November 20, 2020
If you can't do your job without bullying people then you can't do your job.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 21, 2020
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