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Brits aren’t going to believe how dark it is later.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 31, 2021

Controversial opinion – changing the clock on oven/car is easy

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 31, 2021

An extra hour in bed for months and months of depressing darkness. It's like Nature's Brexit.

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) October 31, 2021

If you are not allowed in @Primark because their security staff won't let you in, then ringing the police on 999 is not going to gain you entry either. Even if you only 'wanted grey joggers' 🙄 #Not999 pic.twitter.com/DGqatCHt05

— WYP Contact Management Centre (@WYP_Contact) October 31, 2021

My teacher always told me 'you won't get a job staring out the window all day', I work as a tube driver now on 68k a year and literally stare out the window all day

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 1, 2021

Here’s our Prime Minister ‘leading by example’ by sitting without a mask on a global stage in the middle of a pandemic, next to Sir David Attenborough who is 95 years old. If Sir David is, why wouldn’t you? pic.twitter.com/tQdwNmkyz9

— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) November 1, 2021

Alexa. Define selfishness. https://t.co/asnFahLZ2q

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 2, 2021

It always feels really passive aggressive when I’m watching a boxset on a streaming service and it goes into the next episode and they do a recap of the previous episode.

YOU KNOW I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THAT LAST EPISODE 5 SECONDS AGO. I’M NOT THAT FORGETFUL, OR STUPID.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 1, 2021

Have to say I thought the castle was better pic.twitter.com/Hco24IshoK

— Gary Taphouse (@garytaphouse) November 1, 2021

In a recent study on goat intelligence, researchers at Caprine University in Warsaw have trained a small group of goats in basic car mechanics. By using food rewards over several months scientists were eventually able to help this brainy female to diagnose a knackered gearbox. pic.twitter.com/8kbmGIsHey

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 1, 2021

These photos show the food parcels provided to a young relative instead of free school meals. The one on the left was from last winter and was meant for two weeks. The one on the right is to cover this half-term, ie, one week. What a difference @MarcusRashford makes, eh? pic.twitter.com/sAAUeFYNfG

— Cathitza (@cathitza) November 1, 2021

Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November, then surely they'd be called novorations.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 1, 2021

Billions of people get the scale of the climate crisis without being a billionaire blasted into space.

Back on earth, the government let Amazon off the hook. Amazon must pay its fair share of taxes, let its workers unionise, and deliver a real plan to decarbonise its business. https://t.co/rWwoC21cBi

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) November 2, 2021

Things are getting steamy in the Bake Off Tent! Literally. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/G5wwbFBJTY

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) November 2, 2021

j̶a̶m̶m̶i̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶d̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ jammie biscuits
t̶̶̶w̶̶̶i̶̶̶x̶̶̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ ten identical caramel shortbread biscuit bars

got it. #GBBO

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 2, 2021

the technical challenge in a nutshell https://t.co/gtLNl2fMNb #GBBO pic.twitter.com/eONpOZJG3p

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 2, 2021

I could watch this all day 😀😀 pic.twitter.com/fCoIFbfqM4

— LADbible (@ladbible) November 2, 2021

If you beep a learner driver because they are driving slowly you’re a stone cold prick. It’s easy to feel powerful when you’re experienced. We were all learning once.

— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) November 3, 2021

Yesterday @BorisJohnson saw fit to sit, unmasked, next to 95-year-old Sir David Attenborough at #COP26.

Here he attempts – and fails dismally – to defend that selfishness to @CNN’s @camanpour. pic.twitter.com/3jJRxrENJ3

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) November 2, 2021

Calling all Friends fans, here's a thread on the life lessons Phoebe Buffay taught us about climate changehttps://t.co/7ebo8sFtvn pic.twitter.com/mHHXSn5ndQ

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) November 2, 2021

A handy reminder for G20 leaders as they arrive at their summit: no-one is safe until everyone is safe. pic.twitter.com/LxzXpza8jw

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 29, 2021

This Halloween — please never forget why good teachers should make a bazillion dollars a year.

Never forget when Michigan teacher Jennifer Hawkins taught her kids the choreography to “Thriller” and then lead them through the halls of the school… pic.twitter.com/ZHh64a4PNG

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 30, 2021

Brilliant from David Attenborough. We have to act now. #COP26 pic.twitter.com/PHIqko7DQN

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 1, 2021

I now want to see a major Saturday night TV talent show where professional dancers have to learn to play chess.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) November 6, 2021

It's awful though. Criticising Dan feels like kicking a kitten.

— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) November 6, 2021

When Dirty Dancing goes wrong… wait for it 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/bZxGHGgoZR

— LADbible (@ladbible) November 6, 2021