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Brits aren’t going to believe how dark it is later.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 31, 2021
Controversial opinion – changing the clock on oven/car is easy
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 31, 2021
An extra hour in bed for months and months of depressing darkness. It's like Nature's Brexit.
— Chris Addison💙 (@mrchrisaddison) October 31, 2021
If you are not allowed in @Primark because their security staff won't let you in, then ringing the police on 999 is not going to gain you entry either. Even if you only 'wanted grey joggers' 🙄 #Not999 pic.twitter.com/DGqatCHt05
— WYP Contact Management Centre (@WYP_Contact) October 31, 2021
My teacher always told me 'you won't get a job staring out the window all day', I work as a tube driver now on 68k a year and literally stare out the window all day
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 1, 2021
Dozing , no mask ,next to a 95 year old hero.Johnson disgusts me. pic.twitter.com/TKBcHn5MWG
— suzanne moore (@suzanne_moore) November 1, 2021
Here’s our Prime Minister ‘leading by example’ by sitting without a mask on a global stage in the middle of a pandemic, next to Sir David Attenborough who is 95 years old. If Sir David is, why wouldn’t you? pic.twitter.com/tQdwNmkyz9
— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) November 1, 2021
Alexa. Define selfishness. https://t.co/asnFahLZ2q
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 2, 2021
It always feels really passive aggressive when I’m watching a boxset on a streaming service and it goes into the next episode and they do a recap of the previous episode.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 1, 2021
YOU KNOW I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THAT LAST EPISODE 5 SECONDS AGO. I’M NOT THAT FORGETFUL, OR STUPID.
Have to say I thought the castle was better pic.twitter.com/Hco24IshoK
— Gary Taphouse (@garytaphouse) November 1, 2021
In a recent study on goat intelligence, researchers at Caprine University in Warsaw have trained a small group of goats in basic car mechanics. By using food rewards over several months scientists were eventually able to help this brainy female to diagnose a knackered gearbox. pic.twitter.com/8kbmGIsHey
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 1, 2021
These photos show the food parcels provided to a young relative instead of free school meals. The one on the left was from last winter and was meant for two weeks. The one on the right is to cover this half-term, ie, one week. What a difference @MarcusRashford makes, eh? pic.twitter.com/sAAUeFYNfG
— Cath (@cath_writer) November 1, 2021
Annual reminder.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 1, 2021
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November, then surely they'd be called novorations.
Billions of people get the scale of the climate crisis without being a billionaire blasted into space.
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) November 2, 2021
Back on earth, the government let Amazon off the hook. Amazon must pay its fair share of taxes, let its workers unionise, and deliver a real plan to decarbonise its business. https://t.co/rWwoC21cBi
Things are getting steamy in the Bake Off Tent! Literally. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/G5wwbFBJTY
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) November 2, 2021
j̶a̶m̶m̶i̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶d̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ jammie biscuits
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 2, 2021
t̶̶̶w̶̶̶i̶̶̶x̶̶̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ ten identical caramel shortbread biscuit bars
got it. #GBBO
the technical challenge in a nutshell https://t.co/gtLNl2fMNb #GBBO pic.twitter.com/eONpOZJG3p
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 2, 2021
I could watch this all day 😀😀 pic.twitter.com/fCoIFbfqM4
— LADbible (@ladbible) November 2, 2021
Boris Johnson has said something that there is absolutely no point typing out.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) November 2, 2021
If you beep a learner driver because they are driving slowly you’re a stone cold prick. It’s easy to feel powerful when you’re experienced. We were all learning once.
— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) November 3, 2021
PROBLEM: Standards Committee suspends Owen Paterson for lobbying on behalf of companies that paid him three times his MP salary.
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) November 3, 2021
SOLUTION: Abolish the Standards Committee.#TorySleaze
Dear Opposition Parties, can we PLEASE start fighting, gloves off, from now until the next election?
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) November 4, 2021
We have a morally bankrupt Prime Minister, a morally bankrupt Govt and a morally bankrupt majority party.
Spare nothing. Start fighting. #SleazeandSewage
Yesterday @BorisJohnson saw fit to sit, unmasked, next to 95-year-old Sir David Attenborough at #COP26.
— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) November 2, 2021
Here he attempts – and fails dismally – to defend that selfishness to @CNN’s @camanpour. pic.twitter.com/3jJRxrENJ3
Calling all Friends fans, here's a thread on the life lessons Phoebe Buffay taught us about climate changehttps://t.co/7ebo8sFtvn pic.twitter.com/mHHXSn5ndQ
— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) November 2, 2021
A handy reminder for G20 leaders as they arrive at their summit: no-one is safe until everyone is safe. pic.twitter.com/LxzXpza8jw
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 29, 2021
This Halloween — please never forget why good teachers should make a bazillion dollars a year.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 30, 2021
Never forget when Michigan teacher Jennifer Hawkins taught her kids the choreography to “Thriller” and then lead them through the halls of the school… pic.twitter.com/ZHh64a4PNG
Brilliant from David Attenborough. We have to act now. #COP26 pic.twitter.com/PHIqko7DQN
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 1, 2021
I now want to see a major Saturday night TV talent show where professional dancers have to learn to play chess.
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) November 6, 2021
It's awful though. Criticising Dan feels like kicking a kitten.
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) November 6, 2021
Well I can cross that off the bucket list pic.twitter.com/gpRkkgNhEL
— Sarah Kendall (@Sarah_Kendall) November 5, 2021
When Dirty Dancing goes wrong… wait for it 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/bZxGHGgoZR
— LADbible (@ladbible) November 6, 2021
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