Just checked and yes, the German Embassy really did say this 💪🏻 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/eV1ZyifF85
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) March 5, 2022
As Adam West is trending, I might put forward the theory that every single Batman film is an adolescent "make it grittier! make it darker! make it brooding high art!" reaction to his brilliantly ironic and kitsch performance.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) March 5, 2022
We had trouble finding an 87th birthday badge for my dad! 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/tdw1oV1GyU
— Sarah.J.Harris (@sarahsky23) March 5, 2022
“We will not give up; we will not lose. We will fight to the end on sea, in the air, we will continue fighting for our land whatever the cost, we will fight in the forests, in the fields, on the shores, in the streets”
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 8, 2022
Many try to sound like Churchill; Zelensky leads like him https://t.co/PKgkmSCQFL
No-Fry Zone https://t.co/O2LTF2lXXa
— Dave Brown (@dave_brown24) March 8, 2022
In early drafts of Lord of the Rings, Frodo was named "Bingo".
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 9, 2022
Filled up with petrol today and doubled my car's value.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) March 9, 2022
is it weird that "instant" and "overnight" are synonymous as descriptions of celebrity but antonyms as descriptions of oats
— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) March 8, 2022
It’s weird, we dropped all restrictions and told people they no longer legally have to self-isolate if they have Covid and now cases are on the rise??? pic.twitter.com/2ZBxkK4J1Y
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 11, 2022
You do not have to have family members in a country to receive refugee protection there. That is not a rule that exists.
— Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) March 11, 2022
We’re the best in the world at falsely claiming we’re the best in the world at something… https://t.co/r4jPu9MF1a
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 11, 2022
Dear @EmmanuelMacron it is not the UK that has failed to welcome Ukranian refugees, it is the UK Government.
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) March 12, 2022
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